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Am I Really That Old?
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you're gonna love this one...
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full name and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name. He had been in my high school class some 40-odd years before and I wondered, "Could he be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then?"
When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been my secret crush... or was he?
After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
"1959. Why do you ask?" he answered.
"Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
To which the ugly, old, wrinkled jerk asked, "So, what did you teach?"
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| August 24, 2006, 11:22 |
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Re: Am I Really That Old?
So, you are realy in your 50's? 
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| August 24, 2006, 14:19 |
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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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And I thought I looked pretty good for my age !
Girl you sure had us fooled cause you still look gr8
  
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| August 24, 2006, 19:29 |
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Re: Am I Really That Old?
Either I lost a few decades along the way or my math skills aren't what they used to be. Your info says that you're 33y/o, give or take a few. That would put you in the class of '89' or '90', give or take. The class of '59'? Shit, you'd be featured on the cover of AARP QUARTERLY with gray hair and false teeth. NOT HOT!!!! Being 64y/o or so, will do that to you.
Please tell me that your posting was supposed to be in the naughty joke section.
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| August 25, 2006, 07:03 |
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Re: Am I Really That Old?
Please disregard my last post. I'm old, gettin senile and my life consists of celebrating my upcoming "semi".
Actually, I didn't realze I was in the NAUGHTY JOKE section. I am retarded!!!
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| August 25, 2006, 07:07 |
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Re: Re: Am I Really That Old?
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ August 25, 2006, 07:07)Please disregard my last post. I'm old, gettin senile and my life consists of celebrating my upcoming "semi".
Actually, I didn't realze I was in the NAUGHTY JOKE section. I am retarded!!!
LMAO!!!
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| August 25, 2006, 09:59 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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