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Boobs & Willies
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree "
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"
 
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| August 24, 2006, 11:05 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Boobs & Willies
OMG, good thing I didn't have coffee in my mouth or I'd have spit it all over the keyboard! Good one, Moon, ROFLMAO!
  
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| August 24, 2006, 11:07 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Boobs & Willies
Is that why christmas only cums once a year 
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| August 24, 2006, 13:16 |
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Re: Boobs & Willies
She's been lookin'
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| August 24, 2006, 14:16 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Boobs & Willies
you know what they say about payback....
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| August 24, 2006, 19:05 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Boobs & Willies
"Oh Christmas tree Oh christmas tree" is that why theres always an  on top of me 
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| August 24, 2006, 19:24 |
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Re: Boobs & Willies
Hey BCB... can I paint them red and green?!
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| August 24, 2006, 19:32 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Boobs & Willies
 Red and green ones, that's got to worth a pic or two...
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| August 26, 2006, 10:11 |
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