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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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the lexus
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly "loaded" Lexus, and
walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected burst of gas escaped her. Very embarrassed, she looked around to see if anyone noticed. Standing directly behind her was
a salesman with a very pleasant look on his face , as he greeted her. Good day Madam. How may we help you today.?
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing happened, she smiled back and asked
" Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, Madame, im very sorry to say, that if you farted just touching it, you're
really going to shit when you hear the price.
  
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| August 23, 2006, 13:46 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: the lexus
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| August 23, 2006, 22:57 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: the lexus
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| August 26, 2006, 10:01 |
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