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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Back in my younger days we had one that said-
gas --grass or ass no one rides 4 free 
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| September 1, 2006, 21:48 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
If your "going all the way" I'll ride with you!
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| September 1, 2006, 21:54 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I hear voices and they don't like you...
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| September 2, 2006, 00:00 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
if you want a ride its gas, grass or ass
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| September 2, 2006, 00:56 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
shit...ok, i didn't bother to read a few posts above me....retard...lol
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| September 2, 2006, 00:56 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
On the transom, back of a boat, It said: SIN or SWIM
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| September 2, 2006, 01:40 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
on a restuarant cash register: Helen Waite is our credit manager, if you want credit go to helen Waite.
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| September 2, 2006, 02:01 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
watch my rear not hers!!
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| September 4, 2006, 11:14 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ September 1, 2006, 10:36)Save a cow, eat a vegetarian
 
being from Texas I thought that you would
Save a horse and Ride a Cowboy---- 
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| September 4, 2006, 11:17 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
RODEO
Because football, baseball, bowling and golf only require ONE BALL!
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| October 6, 2006, 10:24 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
My OTHER car's a piece of crap too!
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| October 6, 2006, 10:49 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Not a bumper sticker, but still good.
From Joe Leiberman during his presidential campain.
"Behind every successful man is a surprized mother-in-law"
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| December 1, 2006, 10:55 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I always like this on
"You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool"
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| December 1, 2006, 13:55 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
i'm not going bald...just getting more head
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| December 1, 2006, 14:20 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
"Come closer...See my brake lights?!" 
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| December 1, 2006, 16:01 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Jesus Saves??? Not on my salary he couldnt !!!
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| December 1, 2006, 16:25 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I'm not a spoiled brat....I'M NOT, I'M NOT, I'm NOT!
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| December 1, 2006, 20:17 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
my other car is a broom
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| December 1, 2006, 20:17 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
This is the opposite of "Mothers against drunk Drivers" ... "D.D.A.M. (Drunk Drivers Against Mothers)"
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| December 1, 2006, 21:33 |
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yesiam
58 / male
Hillsdale, Michigan, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Saw this one in Germany "YOUR DADDY SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT EARLY"
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| December 1, 2006, 22:45 |
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yesiam
58 / male
Hillsdale, Michigan, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I laughted at this one today "GOLF AND SEX, THE ONLY 2 THINGS YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GOOD AT BUT HAVE ALOT OF FUN DOING IT"
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| December 1, 2006, 22:46 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
here is one, but it is not nice, " The best part of you ran down your mommas leg"
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| December 1, 2006, 22:48 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Im the guy your mother warned you about!
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| December 2, 2006, 17:03 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
saw this in a little hillbilly town in southern IN this past summer on the passenger side of the rear bumper of an old pick-up truck: "My first wife was a fat, lazy sow too!"
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| December 2, 2006, 18:17 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
At least he has heat in the winter and shade in the summer.
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| December 4, 2006, 15:57 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
One I saw in Denver a few years ago. It was on a car doing about 30 on the freeway during rush hour. I didn't dare get out of my lane cuz there is no telling when I could have gotten back in. The bumper sticker read "I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You". If I'd had an old beater, I'd have rammed her.
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| December 4, 2006, 21:17 |
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