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bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
wahahahahaha! 
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| August 22, 2006, 14:09 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
"My kid beat up your Honor Student"
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| August 22, 2006, 14:22 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Beer...helping ugly people find dates since 1836 
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| August 22, 2006, 16:00 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Blow me if your horny
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| August 22, 2006, 17:11 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I posted this before but do like it.
"I am not immature you poopy faced butthead"
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| August 22, 2006, 17:21 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
If you can read this you're driving TOO CLOSE!
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| August 22, 2006, 17:58 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I love Alberta Beef
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| August 22, 2006, 18:06 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
How's my driving? Call this number 1-8oo-XXX-XXXX
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| August 22, 2006, 18:06 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
If your horny honk twice!
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| August 22, 2006, 18:07 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Security Monkey on Board!
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| August 22, 2006, 18:08 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
On a school bus I saw this: Our cargo is your treasure!
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| August 22, 2006, 18:10 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
This vehicle Brakes for animals!
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| August 22, 2006, 18:11 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Do not Honk and Startle Me!
I'm trying to put on my make-up!
I made that one up, although there should be one like it out there 
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| August 22, 2006, 18:17 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Keep honking...I'm reloading !!!
When in doubt..empty the magazine !!!
M Lev...
 
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| August 22, 2006, 18:21 |
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1cutecanuck
44 / female
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine...
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| August 22, 2006, 19:43 |
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (1cutecanuck @ August 22, 2006, 19:43)The gene pool could use a little chlorine...
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| August 22, 2006, 19:57 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
You guys are cracking me up!
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
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| August 22, 2006, 21:22 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Good ones Lev 
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| August 22, 2006, 21:26 |
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (Hapataria @ August 22, 2006, 17:58)If you can read this you're driving TOO CLOSE!
"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!!"
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| August 23, 2006, 09:54 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I've seen one in reference to those that drive while on their cellphones and it just simply says...
"HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!"
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| August 23, 2006, 10:09 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
As a matter of fact I do know Jack Shit!
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| August 24, 2006, 10:55 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Quit tailgating or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
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| August 24, 2006, 23:12 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Not a bumber sticker but a sign on a fence above a crocodile habitat.
THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT CROCODILES WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM
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| August 28, 2006, 11:39 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Be nice to your children- they choose your nursing home
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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| August 28, 2006, 11:50 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (nykitten @ August 28, 2006, 11:50)If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Be nice to your children- they choose your nursing home
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
wow, I love these!!!
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| August 28, 2006, 19:28 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Saw this on the bumper of a Jeep It was written upside-down
"If you can read this, turn me over"
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| August 28, 2006, 21:01 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
ig ot one
if u read this u too farking closed get off my ass know
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| August 29, 2006, 06:54 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I seen one that really pissed me off at the time. I was on the freeway in Denver, and some old bitch was doing 40 mph. Because of heavy traffic I didn't dare get out of the lane, she had a bumper sticker that said " I may be slow but I'm ahead of you". 
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| August 29, 2006, 08:28 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I Got The Banana, If You'll Bring The Melons
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| August 29, 2006, 10:35 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Another warning sign:
BEWARE OF DOGS; SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED
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| August 29, 2006, 10:40 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Idaho!.......No, you da ho!
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| August 29, 2006, 10:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
"for sale, one ex-wife, take over payments"
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| August 29, 2006, 12:53 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
This is another one that is a sign , not a bumper sticker. In yellowstone Nat. Park , there used to be a Buffalo in a pen that had railroad ties for post, & very large cable instead of wire. There was a sign that said "Don't get in this pen unless you can cross it in 9.9 seconds.... The Buffalo can do it in 10!!
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| August 29, 2006, 21:15 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Seen it more on tee-shirts especially for bikers.
If you can read this, the bitch fell off!
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| August 29, 2006, 21:35 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
if you are looking for my cat, check under my tires
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| August 30, 2006, 14:35 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I seen one written in tiny letters that reads," If you can read this, it means that my rear bumper just went through your windshield and it's in your lap. Next time, STAY OFF MY ASS!"...
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| August 30, 2006, 16:30 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Lost dog and wife.Reward for Dog. 
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| August 30, 2006, 20:56 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
on a Dodge truck, with Cummins diesel ; I would rather be cummin , than strokin
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| August 31, 2006, 23:40 |
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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
This was the tag number on a truck associated with one on the cattle farms here... U8MYCOW
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| August 31, 2006, 23:45 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (wildflower59 @ August 31, 2006, 23:45)This was the tag number on a truck associated with one on the cattle farms here... U8MYCOW
roflmao, wildflower, too cool!
  
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| September 1, 2006, 00:18 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
If you don't like my driving,get the hell off the sidewalk.
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| September 1, 2006, 05:25 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
on a dirty van.... also available in white..
on a saloon...... if you can read this, ive lost my caravan
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| September 1, 2006, 05:42 |
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (hothands @ August 22, 2006, 18:06)How's my driving? Call this number 1-8oo-XXX-XXXX
Many truck drivers tape over part of the number so no one can call.
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| September 1, 2006, 09:20 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
I saw a bumper sticker that said "wrapped in plastic" before. I dont get it, probobly why I always remembered it.
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| September 1, 2006, 09:27 |
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Re: Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
QUOTE (xstrwbrrykissez @ September 1, 2006, 09:27)I saw a bumper sticker that said "wrapped in plastic" before. I dont get it, probobly why I always remembered it.
Chazzy, know anything about this??
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| September 1, 2006, 09:41 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
my brother in law had one that said
"I LOVE animals, they taste delicious." (now hopefully i didn't offend any vegeterians out there)
we currently have one that says "a good friend will help you move, but a REAL friend will help you move the bodies."
-leeuh 
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| September 1, 2006, 10:28 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian
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| September 1, 2006, 10:36 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
P.E.T.A.
People Eatting Tasty Animals.
Female Lev
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| September 1, 2006, 13:24 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
Warning:I chew tobacco
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| September 1, 2006, 21:25 |
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Re: bumper stickers...give me some good ones!
When I was in VietNam I saw one on a jeep bumper, said: USA 10,000 miles West.
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