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Creative Words When...
You are pissed off, name some when you are pissed. Here's a few....
Bucked toothed turd herder
Pussy fucker fuck face
Pious mother fucker
And guys I don't swear or lose control often, these were told to me by someone venting. I almost fell off the chair with them
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August 21, 2006, 20:34 |
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Re: Creative Words When...
you are pissed off, courtesy of the ancient Greek dramatist Aristophanes:
"You're a bald-headed chicken fucker."
BTW, Aristophanes also wrote play in which all the women of Athens get their husbands to stop making war by refusing to have sex with them. When they do, all the men start walking around on stage with huge boners. Not kidding. It's quite a site to see the production.
I love Aristophanes.
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August 21, 2006, 21:15 |
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My Dad used this in regards to a nail that bent, causing him to hit his thumb with a hammer...."pig fucker" My brother and I laughed to tears with that one!
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August 22, 2006, 00:53 |
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QUOTE (intensely4u @ August 21, 2006, 21:15)
BTW, Aristophanes also wrote play in which all the women of Athens get their husbands to stop making war by refusing to have sex with them. When they do, all the men start walking around on stage with huge boners. Not kidding. It's quite a site to see the production.
I love Aristophanes.
The name of the woman who had the idea was Lyssistrate, well, even back then women knew their power.
Sorry for the intervention
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August 22, 2006, 02:47 |
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I knew that, Peter. I just didn't want to weigh down my post with literary references. They can scare Americans, you know.
But of course you know that, Greece Man. Aristophanes is your Mark Twain.
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August 22, 2006, 08:14 |
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QUOTE (PeterPan73 @ August 22, 2006, 02:47) QUOTE (intensely4u @ August 21, 2006, 21:15)
BTW, Aristophanes also wrote play in which all the women of Athens get their husbands to stop making war by refusing to have sex with them. When they do, all the men start walking around on stage with huge boners. Not kidding. It's quite a site to see the production.
I love Aristophanes.
The name of the woman who had the idea was Lyssistrate, well, even back then women knew their power.
Sorry for the intervention
I like learning new things!! I am not very proficient in using alternatives to "swear words" when "pissed off". This of course depends on the situation. If it is a shipper or reciever, I am more tactful.
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August 22, 2006, 08:31 |
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Re: Creative Words When...
I can give you a few colorful "hillbilly" terms...like "gravy suckin' pig" and "cousinfucker"
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August 22, 2006, 08:33 |
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pepper
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when i get that mad, lol, I usually tend to forget all the colorful words i do know,,,,end up spitting out, razzafrazza something or other, lol!
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August 22, 2006, 08:47 |
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mystic1
71 / male Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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well, shucky dern.... this is taking creativity to brand new heights!!!
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August 22, 2006, 12:39 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 22, 2006, 08:33)I can give you a few colorful "hillbilly" terms...like "gravy suckin' pig" and "cousinfucker"
Chazzy, I almost snarffled out my ice tea, roflmao!!!
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August 22, 2006, 14:33 |
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I've cut down a lot with the colorful words since my son is around, but there are times to where I will slip out a few only not thinking of it.
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August 22, 2006, 21:31 |
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Re: Creative Words When...
How about mellon head they just come
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August 22, 2006, 22:39 |
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