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Twenty Dollars...
>> >> TWENTY DOLLARS
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>> >>On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
>> >>and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his
>> >>highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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>> >>
>> >>This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than
>> >>30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
>> >>afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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>> >>
>> >> Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
>> >>husband in a very drunken state. During the
>>next few minutes, he
>> >>explained that his employer was going through a process of
>> >>corporate downsizing, and he had
>> >>been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able
>> >>to find
>> >>another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
>> >>and
>> >>therefore, they were financially ruined.
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>> >>
>> >>Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than
>> >>thirty
>> >>years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million.
>> >>Then she
>> >>showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
>> >>worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
>> >>largest depositors in the bank.
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >>She explained that for the more than three decades she had
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>> >>"charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were
>> >>the results of her savings and investments.
>> >>
>> >>Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
>> >>her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he
>> >>found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
>> >>doing, I would have given you all my business!"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>That's when she shot him.
M Lev...
 
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| August 20, 2006, 21:12 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Twenty Dollars...
Oh YES!
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| August 20, 2006, 22:48 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Twenty Dollars...
QUOTE (40something @ August 20, 2006, 22:48)Oh YES!
Did you let your new mate read this as a warning yet ?? 
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| August 25, 2006, 10:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Twenty Dollars...
LMAO...
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| August 26, 2006, 10:19 |
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