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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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How To Save The Airlines.......
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them
> in the first place.
> Replace all the female flight attendants with
> good-looking strippers. What
> the hell !! The attendants have gotten old and
> haggard looking. They
> don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
> The strippers
> would at least triple the alcohol sales and get the
> "PARTY ATMOSPHERE"
> going in the cabin.
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> And, of course, every businessman in this country
> would start flying again,
> hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants would
> not need a salary, thus
> saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would
> be so good that we could
> charge the women for working and have them kick back
> 20% of the tips,
> including lap dances, and "Special Services"
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes, for
> fear of seeing a naked woman.
> Hijacking would come to a screeching halt, and the
> airline industry would see
> record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
> situation if we handle it right- a golden
> opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I
> still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
*symbals clashing*
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| August 19, 2006, 23:57 |
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Re: How To Save The Airlines.......
Hehe...... 
If Clinton COULD have done everthing himself, he wouldn't have needed Monica!!
Female Lev
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| August 20, 2006, 00:03 |
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thepeachotc
81 / male
san diego, California, US
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Re: How To Save The Airlines.......
Billy boy didn't need Monica. She was just one of many that was available.
Of course if I was married to Hilary, I'd be foolin' around too. 
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| August 20, 2006, 01:09 |
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