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mystic1
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Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Little Johnny......
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family over to see the new baby. Little Johnny's parents were afraid their son would have some wisecrack to say about the baby. So Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little JOhnny before they went next door.
He said, "Son, that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior & not say one word about his ears, or I'm going to spank your butt when we get back home." I promise not to mention his ears at all, said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little JOhnny leaned over the crib & touched the baby's hand. He looked at the mother & said, "Oh, what a beautiful little babt." The mother, who had braced herself for Little Johnny's comment, was pleasently surprised & said, " Thank you very much, Little Johnny." Little Johnny then said, " This baby has perfect little hands, perfect little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his Doctor say he can see good?"
A little bewildered, the mother hesitently replies, " Well, yes...his Doctor says he has 20/20 vision. Why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it;s a good thing, cause he'd be fucked if he needed to wear glasses."
 
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| August 18, 2006, 02:10 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Little Johnny......
Little Johnny alway seems to get into trouble...
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| August 18, 2006, 03:04 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Little Johnny......
What was that I didnt hear you ???
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| August 18, 2006, 04:33 |
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Re: Little Johnny......
damn, that was a gooder
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| August 18, 2006, 12:22 |
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Re: Little Johnny......
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| August 18, 2006, 12:36 |
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