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rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Honeymoon In The HIlls
So way back up thar in the piney woods this young couple got hitched and after the wedding and the chivalry are over and done, are preparing for bed when his young wife all dressed in her new nighty says to her new husband Honey please be gentle I'm a virgin and this will be my first time.
Well He grabs his britches and storms out of the cabin slammin the door as he left!
He goes home to his parents cabin and bangs on the door till his Pa opens up and Pa says Son shouldn't you be at your own cabin consumating your wedding I do's and the boy says Pa That God damn Bitch is a virgin!
Pa says "Well You done the right thing Boy!" "If She ain't good enuff fer own family she ain't good enuff fer ours niether!" 
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| August 16, 2006, 05:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Honeymoon In The HIlls
LMAO  
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| August 16, 2006, 11:35 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Honeymoon In The HIlls
practice, practice, practice.... 
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| August 19, 2006, 01:07 |
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