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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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The Magician and the Parrot!
Seems there was this Young Magician who had aquired a Parrot as a pet and becoming fond of him (remember parrots live nearly as long as humans) life long friend he incorporated the bird into his Magic show bringing him onto the stage at every show!and they performed Magic all over the world Now as the years went by the Parrot had learned every one of the Magician's secrets and as he grew older would get nasty from time and blurt them out to the audience AWK! It's up his sleeve! AWK It's in his Hat!
AWK ! He put it in his vest pocket.
It made the magician angry and many times he threatened the parrot but to no avail And Finally one night while performing his act on one of those cruise ships out on the ocean The Parrot started in again, AWK its up his sleeve!
The Magician Pulled a 38 revolver out of his coat and fired right at the parrots head but the Parrot ducked and the bullet ricocheted off the railing and hit a gigantic propane tank and blew the cruise ship into a million pieces, and the only two survivors was the Magician and the Parrot and they're clinging to these two tiny pieces of wood in the middle of the ocean
And the Parrot looks the Magician right in the eye and say...."OK I give up, What did you do with the God Damn Ship????  
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| August 16, 2006, 05:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Magician and the Parrot!
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| August 16, 2006, 11:34 |
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