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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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service has its perks....
A mailman was retiring after serving his route for 30 years. At every house that he had delivered to, he was getting presents and tips. When he got to the last house on his route, he was met at the door by a very sexy blonde in a very sexy teddy, which left nothing to the imagination...
She invited the mailman inside, and said come upstairs with me....... When they got to the bedroom, the lady tore off his clothes, and gave him the best sex that he had ever had in his life. When they were done, the lady told the mailman to take a shower, and handed him a dollar, and said that she would be waiting for him downstairs.
After his shower, the postman came downstairs and found this huge buffet of food spread out, and the lady told him that this was his lunch.
The Postman started to cry, and said just what did I do to deserve all of this, and the lady said "it was my husbands idea, because last night when I told him that you were retiring, and what should we do for you, he said, Fuck him, give him a dollar, but lunch was my idea.....
 
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| August 15, 2006, 20:43 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: service has its perks....
I could only wish for retirement like that. 
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| August 15, 2006, 21:18 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: service has its perks....
Well I didnt get fucked out of everything, I got a dollar---lol
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| August 15, 2006, 21:55 |
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Re: service has its perks....
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| August 17, 2006, 00:36 |
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