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Perks
This is to go along with mystic's "Old Is When...." topic 
The Perks of Getting Older...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
3. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
5. You can eat dinner at 4 PM and get the Earlybird.
6. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
9. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
10. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
11. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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| August 15, 2006, 08:50 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Perks
We all have to grow old, but we don't have to grow up!.... 
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| August 15, 2006, 10:00 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Perks
your children finally buy you a "T" shirt that says
"Caution I suffer from CRS"
cant remember shit ??
  
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| August 15, 2006, 12:49 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Perks
this ones great, Moon!
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| August 15, 2006, 20:57 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Perks
QUOTE (nykitten @ August 15, 2006, 10:00)We all have to grow old, but we don't have to grow up!....
You have that one right??? 
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| August 15, 2006, 21:20 |
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Re: Re: Perks
QUOTE (nykitten @ August 15, 2006, 10:00)We all have to grow old, but we don't have to grow up!....
Very true, but i wish it would.
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| August 23, 2006, 10:48 |
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Re: Perks
Am i really getting old?   . Nope, see i CAN still bounce!!!
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| August 23, 2006, 12:48 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Perks
QUOTE (ticaD @ August 23, 2006, 12:48)Am i really getting old? . Nope, see i CAN still bounce!!!
maybe you can but can they 
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| August 23, 2006, 13:52 |
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