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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"OLD" IS WHEN.....your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you say, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....you are cautioned to slow down by... your doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not having to get up to pee.
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| August 14, 2006, 12:52 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: "OLD" IS WHEN.....
OMG...The truth really hurts...  
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| August 14, 2006, 15:01 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: "OLD" IS WHEN.....
You found my daily diary---thank you 
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| August 14, 2006, 18:41 |
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Re: "OLD" IS WHEN.....
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| August 14, 2006, 18:47 |
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Re: "OLD" IS WHEN.....
Everything hurts and what doesnt hurt, doesnt work.
Your mind makes promises your body can't keep.
You know the answers, but have forgotten the questions.
You sit in a rocking chair, and can't get it going.
You get your exercise by being a Pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.
Female Lev
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| August 14, 2006, 21:13 |
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Re: "OLD" IS WHEN.....
Young women feel safe around you
You donate to a sperm bank but, they reject you because they require live specimens.
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| August 15, 2006, 03:32 |
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