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Idiotic !!
Ten of the Most Idiotic Quotes Ever!
1) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
2) "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey
3) "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." -- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show
4) "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
5) "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
6) "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
7) "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." -- Former French President Charles De Gaulle
8) "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
9) "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne
10) "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca
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| July 25, 2004, 05:40 |
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Re: Idiotic !!
That depends on the meaning of the word "is" - Bill Clinton during impeachment hearings.
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| July 26, 2004, 04:37 |
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The Mariah Carey one kills me
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| July 26, 2004, 05:23 |
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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that may or may not make.
The future will be better tomorrow.
We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
All statements made by Vice President Dan Quayle
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| July 26, 2004, 16:18 |
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bawbie
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i missed a local election a couple months ago. first one i have missed since i could vote. but i only enjoyed it once.
a poem recited by my father after every election.
the election now is over,
it's all now in the books.
so let's forgive those harsh words,
and all those dirty looks.
let by-gones be by-gones,
it's all now in the past.
i will hug your elephant,
and you can kiss my ass.
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| July 27, 2004, 00:34 |
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bawbie
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mesa, Arizona, US
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hey there mr eugeneOregon
i am an absolutly incureable packrat. i just ran across my ladmo bag, with about 100 ladmo bucks in it!
you do remember, don'tyou?
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| July 29, 2004, 00:24 |
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Bawbie, I am pretty sure that Wallace & Ladmo were in AZ only. but I do know what a Ladmo bag is. You should go to www.wallaceandladmo.com/ladmomain.html ... It will bring back memories for you.
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| July 29, 2004, 05:53 |
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bawbie
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yeppers- i knew you would remember them! and gerrald and marshall good. it was local. when ladmo passed away, it was the largest funeral prosession in az history.
there is some talk about calling the new freeway the wallace and ladmo freeway.
i just knew anyone who was a kid in arizona would remember them.
ho ho ha ha he he ha ha ho ho ha ha he he ha ha
(the wallace and ladmo theme song)
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