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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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THANK YOU
One day in the cafateri, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts I think i will go see a Doctor."
Listen you dont have to spend that kind of money say Mike.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at the drug store"
Just give it a urine sample and it tells you whats wrong
for ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor.
So Joe takes his urine sample and puts it in the computer
and deposits ten dollars.Ten seconds later the computer lights up and ejects a printout.
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and it will improve in two weeks, if you rest it.
That evening, while thinking how amazing this machine is,
Joe bagan wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample, urine samples from his wife and daughter , and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurried back to the store, eager to check the results. He deposited ten dollars, pours in the concoction and waits for the results.
The Computer prints the following:
1- Your tap water is hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him in anti-fungal
shampoo
3 . Your daughter has a cocaine habit, get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. Not yours so you
better get a lawyer
5. If you dont stop playing with yourself, your elbow
will never get better.
Thank You and come again soon.
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| August 13, 2006, 00:41 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: THANK YOU
Good one..... 
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| August 13, 2006, 01:49 |
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