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After Reading This....
....You're Gonna Feel Smart
How do these people survive? Believe me, they're out there...more than we know about. SO watch your orders, your change, etc.
1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I asked. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and The lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue what had just happened.
3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy Drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
4. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do You need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced The battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do You think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
Life is Tough. Especially if you act like this!
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| August 11, 2006, 14:48 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: After Reading This....
can we say twilight zone??
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| August 11, 2006, 15:45 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: After Reading This....
Just how big is that town you live in.??? 
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| August 11, 2006, 15:56 |
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Re: After Reading This....
Life is full of strange people ain't it. 
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| August 20, 2006, 19:17 |
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Re: After Reading This....
We had a girl at work -blonde- that on her first day at work she thought that the CD tray on the computer was a cup holder... 
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| August 21, 2006, 10:15 |
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Re: After Reading This....
i do feel smart after reading those
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| August 21, 2006, 11:20 |
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