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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
THIS IS SO TRUE PAY ATTENTION AND READ CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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| August 10, 2006, 19:55 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
57 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
Yep I think that about sums it up 
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| August 10, 2006, 20:39 |
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legs_eleven
45 / female
north west, England, UK
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
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| August 10, 2006, 20:47 |
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
how to keep a man happy
GIVE HIM HEAD AND  KEEP HIM FED!!!
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| August 10, 2006, 20:55 |
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
How to make a MAN Happy...
1. Show up naked. 
2. Bring booze. 
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| August 10, 2006, 20:59 |
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
Pffftttt!  MEN!! The more ya try to make 'em happy, the more they take for granted and whine anyway!
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| August 11, 2006, 04:18 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
somewhere the "equation" got very lopsided....
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| August 11, 2006, 04:45 |
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Re: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
QUOTE (mystic1 @ August 11, 2006, 04:45)somewhere the "equation" got very lopsided....
Hey, ya just blew a chance to use the  doode!
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| August 11, 2006, 04:49 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
QUOTE (wyldnsexy @ August 10, 2006, 20:55)how to keep a man happy
GIVE HIM HEAD AND KEEP HIM FED!!!
now that would make me happy  
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| August 11, 2006, 11:01 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy ! !
I agree Azcapt. That's all that it takes to keep me happy. 
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| August 11, 2006, 13:55 |
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