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mystic1
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Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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A Priest, a Preacher, and a Rabbi
decided to spend a weekend camping in the woods. They felt a retreat to nature might help with their religious discussions and theological differences.
They set up camp Friday afternoon and by sunset were sound asleep in their tents.
Suddenly without warning all three were attacked by bears and mauled. A ranger heard the commotion and by the time he arrived the damage had been done.
The men were transported to the hospital. The priest was the least injured and the first interviewed as to what happened.
"The bear attacked me." Father Quinn told the Wildlife and Fisheries officers. "We wrestled around and he began to claw and bite me. I pulled out my bottle of Holy Water, splashed it on the bear, cited passages in Latin, and the he settled down and left."
The Preacher was next. He was torn up pretty badly, required stitches, and was bandaged up over 80% of his body. He told the officers, "I was blind sided by the bear. It clawed my neck and knocked me down. It had my leg in its mouth and all I could think to do was to cite Scripture and attempt to save the bear's soul in the name of Jeeeeesus. The Spirit came to me and I began to speak in tounge. The bear suddenly let go of my leg, ran down to the stream, dunked itself, and left quietly for the woods."
Finally they were able to interview the Rabbi. The poor little man was torn from shoe sole to asshole. There wasn't a fraction of his body that wasn't injured. The officers asked quietly, "What happened with the bear that attacked you?". He pulled them in closely and whispered hoarsely, "I saw the others attacked and I decided to protect myself much in the same manner."
The commanding officer leaned in closer, "Well why did you get so badly mauled?".
The Rabbi rolled his eyes back and quietly sighed,
"Oy......I quess my first mistake was starting with the circumcision.....".
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Lance
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| August 10, 2006, 19:22 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A Priest, a Preacher, and a Rabbi
ROFLMAO.... Now that's a good one. 
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| August 11, 2006, 00:52 |
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