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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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go easy on your self: read these..... : )
question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss America USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but without all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, then you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body".
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country".
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president".
-Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpeonaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it".
-A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half of this game is ninety percent mental."
-Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore, Vice President
"We are ready for an unseen event that may or may not occur."
-Al Gore, VP
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves, "How much clean air do we need".
-Lee Iacocca
"The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein".
-Joe Theisman, NFL football commentator & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-Colonel Gerald Weellman, ROTC instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton, President
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderberry
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we recieved notice that you passed away. May God Bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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| August 10, 2006, 18:27 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: go easy on your self: read these..... : )
Just goes to show we are all human! 
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| August 10, 2006, 18:36 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: go easy on your self: read these..... : )
Now that's some of things I would have said. I always seem to talk first and think later.  
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| August 11, 2006, 00:46 |
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