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You Might Be a Teacher
If......
You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on report cards.
You correct a total stranger's grammar errors.
You cringe whenever someone says, "At least you get three months vacation."
You hand pieces of paper to your friends and make them spit out their gum in front of you.
You have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way they are," after meeting the parents.
You send another adult to detention for using four-letter words in public...
You are thrilled that April Fool's Day fell on a Saturday this year!
You think it's normal to go through four years of college to earn a salary that's below the poverty line.
You think people should get government permits before they can reproduce.
You blow your whistle at misbehaving kids in Target
Your voice is permanently set on high volume from attempting to be heard over students' voices day after day.
You've ever said "Put that gum on your nose!"
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| August 7, 2006, 14:46 |
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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: You Might Be a Teacher
I guess I fall under teacher and student after reading this.   
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| August 7, 2006, 15:29 |
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Re: You Might Be a Teacher
so true, sad but true  
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| August 8, 2006, 00:07 |
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