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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 14, 2006, 19:35)if youre wondering how i came about to ask such a thing.. i'll save you from asking..
after ol deye here told me to BEND OVER BITCH  .... bravo for him for having the balls to say such a thing to a woman like myself. Ha!
Then I got the thinking... and so there you have it.. 
Oh sure, blame it on me!
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| January 14, 2006, 20:07 |
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Handyman96
54 / male
Boca, California, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
ok letts see here....one eyed willy,the beaver beater,slong, dong, king kong,one poke joke,pussy pounder,towel rack,the one eyed beaver pleaser,thumper,tripod,need more? 
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| January 14, 2006, 23:03 |
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Re: Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (DEye @ January 14, 2006, 20:07) QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 14, 2006, 19:35)if youre wondering how i came about to ask such a thing.. i'll save you from asking..
after ol deye here told me to BEND OVER BITCH .... bravo for him for having the balls to say such a thing to a woman like myself. Ha!
Then I got the thinking... and so there you have it..
Oh sure, blame it on me!
how can i not? 
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| January 15, 2006, 04:50 |
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mistermatt78
45 / male
Manchester, New Hampshire, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
yes it does, i am proud to say it's name is Secret - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 
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| January 15, 2006, 06:31 |
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (mistermatt78 @ January 15, 2006, 06:31)yes it does, i am proud to say it's name is Secret - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
I must say...this is the bast one yet!
 Jill
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| January 15, 2006, 09:17 |
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Re: Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 15, 2006, 09:17) QUOTE (mistermatt78 @ January 15, 2006, 06:31)yes it does, i am proud to say it's name is Secret - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
I must say...this is the best one yet!
Jill
Yep...still can't spell...lol...
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| January 15, 2006, 09:17 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
I agree. That one was pretty good.
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| January 17, 2006, 12:45 |
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svedishchef
45 / male
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ January 17, 2006, 12:45)I agree. That one was pretty good.
Oh will you just get on me already.
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| January 17, 2006, 12:46 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
I just drove thru texas day before yesterday too. Pity I wasn't alone or I would have been!
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| January 17, 2006, 12:50 |
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svedishchef
45 / male
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ January 17, 2006, 12:50)I just drove thru texas day before yesterday too. Pity I wasn't alone or I would have been!
You dont call, you dont write.
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| January 17, 2006, 12:52 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
I know, sorry. I've been super busy lately I haven't even been home since Wed of last week and now I have like 2 weeks to pack a housefull of stuff and move. After I get settled in I may be on more often depends on the schedule. Hubby got a first shift job so...I may not be on but once a week now.
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| January 17, 2006, 12:59 |
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svedishchef
45 / male
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
And NOW?
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| January 17, 2006, 13:04 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
I'm getting ready to go fix dinner, do laundry, start packing,throwing away, getting stuff ready for a garage sale, picking up my son from basketball, cleaning the car(from the trip), and picking up my dog.
I'm hoping after all this is said and done my schedule won't be soo hectic anymore.
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| January 17, 2006, 13:10 |
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svedishchef
45 / male
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
I pine anymore, I'll turn into a box.
Email me sometime.
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| January 17, 2006, 13:13 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
sure thing love. 
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| January 17, 2006, 13:20 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
"Stupid Penis" is mine.
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| January 17, 2006, 16:17 |
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (Handyman96 @ January 14, 2006, 23:03)ok letts see here....one eyed willy,the beaver beater,slong, dong, king kong,one poke joke,pussy pounder,towel rack,the one eyed beaver pleaser,thumper,tripod,need more?
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
Mr. Binky... 
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| January 15, 2010, 04:21 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
LSD-------
I'll let ya guess what those initials stand for. 
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| January 15, 2010, 05:36 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
So..... does Mr. Monster sit and hang naturally to the left or the right?
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| January 15, 2010, 05:58 |
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (ticaD @ January 15, 2010, 05:58)So..... does Mr. Monster sit and hang naturally to the left or the right?
Is that what you named yours? 
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| January 15, 2010, 06:00 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
mr tiny
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| January 16, 2010, 02:45 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
Great names, guys! It was very interesting and amazing to find out how you cal them!
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| January 18, 2010, 08:22 |
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Re: Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (JCSOS @ January 15, 2010, 06:00) QUOTE (ticaD @ January 15, 2010, 05:58)So..... does Mr. Monster sit and hang naturally to the left or the right?
Is that what you named yours?
I don't have a Mr. Monster... I call mine Sweet Petunia!
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| January 18, 2010, 20:31 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
Mine is kitty and hubby's is banger. 
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| January 23, 2010, 19:00 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
My mans is naughty boy !!!!!!!!!!!
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| January 24, 2010, 00:32 |
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ January 17, 2006, 16:17)"Stupid Penis" is mine.
Funny!
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| January 28, 2010, 12:27 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy, poontang found these on a web page for the female genitalia
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| February 3, 2010, 05:12 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
This is a funny topic..
For me theres been a few, has changed with relationships:
Herb
Mr. Friendly
Lumpy
Lil Elvis---Because to Lil Elvis, sex meant "I'm goin to Graceland"
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| February 4, 2010, 17:44 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
a "Lester"
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| February 4, 2010, 22:49 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
thats first time ive heard it called lester, ive heard Mr. Winky, Happy Joe...lol
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| February 4, 2010, 23:56 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
joe the mech.
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| February 8, 2010, 05:31 |
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Re: Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ February 3, 2010, 05:12)Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy, poontang found these on a web page for the female genitalia
Very nice names! 
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| February 8, 2010, 10:04 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
the x called it doc. don with his to ball root oil cums with its own special applicator
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| February 10, 2010, 03:56 |
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Re: Does your cock have a name? Tell the truth!
my cock doesnt have a name yet any chicks care to help me think of one
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| February 11, 2010, 03:58 |
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