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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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wanna bet??????
The IRS decides to audit Ed, and summons him to the IRS office. The
IRS auditor is not surprised when Ed shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ed. "How about a
demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Ed says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Ed removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.
Ed says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye."
The auditor can tell Ed isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ed removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,
with Ed's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Ed asks.
"I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your
desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a
drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees
again.
Ed stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains
>mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side,
so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major
loss into a huge win. But Ed's attorney moans and puts his head in his
hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ed told me he'd
been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he
could come in here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that
you'd be happy about it."
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| August 3, 2006, 09:53 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: wanna bet??????
That's something we all like to do....  
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| August 3, 2006, 10:07 |
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Re: wanna bet??????
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| August 3, 2006, 16:45 |
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