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In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
A man is crossing a crocodile infested river with his wife and mum. In the center of the river, the boat capsizes and crocodiles swarm towards them. The man is not a good swimmer and neither of the ladies can swim - he can rescue only one from the crocodiles.
Who will the man help to shore - his wife or his mum and why?
I will answer later.
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| August 2, 2006, 18:54 |
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yepper12
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
Depends on how long they were married ?
hehehe
   
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| August 2, 2006, 18:56 |
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
I so suck at riddles...so I'll just have to keep checking back till this one is answered!
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| August 3, 2006, 08:07 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
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| August 3, 2006, 08:17 |
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
I say he rescues the mum - Crocodiles eat only rotton meat so his wife is safe.
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| August 3, 2006, 11:36 |
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
Is that why them big bastards over there in Africa eat zebra, water buffalo, ect... as they're tryin' to cross the river? They're not rotten...... Look pretty fresh to me
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| August 3, 2006, 13:27 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (kbateman @ August 3, 2006, 11:36)I say he rescues the mum - Crocodiles eat only rotton meat so his wife is safe.
That was good. You go girl, but that is not we african men thinks. But I guess many men think the same. After all, we all have 2 balls, right? Keep on coming with you answers.
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| August 3, 2006, 18:44 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2006, 13:27)Is that why them big bastards over there in Africa eat zebra, water buffalo, ect... as they're tryin' to cross the river? They're not rotten...... Look pretty fresh to me
We are not bastards. You can see bastards all over the world in every colous, shape and sizes...
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| August 3, 2006, 18:45 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (kbateman @ August 3, 2006, 11:36)I say he rescues the mum - Crocodiles eat only rotton meat so his wife is safe.
You are getting close but not quite.. By the way, crocodiles eat anything...
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| August 3, 2006, 18:47 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (yepper12 @ August 2, 2006, 18:56)
I don't think that really matter here.
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| August 3, 2006, 18:47 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
Alright, he helps his mum, you always get a new wife, but never a new mum.
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| August 4, 2006, 00:20 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 4, 2006, 00:20)
That's the one I'd go with...
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| August 4, 2006, 03:59 |
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
is his wife a mum to ??
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| August 4, 2006, 04:44 |
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Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (bustylover @ August 3, 2006, 18:45) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2006, 13:27)Is that why them big bastards over there in Africa eat zebra, water buffalo, ect... as they're tryin' to cross the river? They're not rotten...... Look pretty fresh to me
We are not bastards. You can see bastards all over the world in every colous, shape and sizes...
I was referring to the crocodiles!
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| August 4, 2006, 08:32 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 08:32) QUOTE (bustylover @ August 3, 2006, 18:45) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2006, 13:27)Is that why them big bastards over there in Africa eat zebra, water buffalo, ect... as they're tryin' to cross the river? They're not rotten...... Look pretty fresh to me
We are not bastards. You can see bastards all over the world in every colous, shape and sizes...
I was referring to the crocodiles!
Oh my....I just had an involuntary hot coffee sinus irrigation....
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| August 4, 2006, 08:37 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 08:32) QUOTE (bustylover @ August 3, 2006, 18:45) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2006, 13:27)Is that why them big bastards over there in Africa eat zebra, water buffalo, ect... as they're tryin' to cross the river? They're not rotten...... Look pretty fresh to me
We are not bastards. You can see bastards all over the world in every colous, shape and sizes...
I was referring to the crocodiles!
I was mistaken about what you weant then. By the way, you look very pretty. 
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| August 4, 2006, 11:59 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (bustylover @ August 4, 2006, 11:59) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 08:32) QUOTE (bustylover @ August 3, 2006, 18:45) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 3, 2006, 13:27)Is that why them big bastards over there in Africa eat zebra, water buffalo, ect... as they're tryin' to cross the river? They're not rotten...... Look pretty fresh to me
We are not bastards. You can see bastards all over the world in every colous, shape and sizes...
I was referring to the crocodiles!
I was mistaken about what you weant then. By the way, you look very pretty.
I was suppose to write what you meant not weant.
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| August 4, 2006, 12:02 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (vine @ August 4, 2006, 04:44)is his wife a mum to ??
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| August 4, 2006, 12:04 |
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Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
Not a problem 
And thank you for the compliment
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| August 4, 2006, 13:55 |
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Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (bustylover @ August 4, 2006, 12:04)
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| August 4, 2006, 14:17 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 4, 2006, 14:17) QUOTE (bustylover @ August 4, 2006, 12:04)
The answer has been mentioned but I am not going to say just yet. Can you guess? Just a little time.
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| August 7, 2006, 04:18 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 13:55)Not a problem
And thank you for the compliment
You are welcome and I meant what I said.
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| August 7, 2006, 04:20 |
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Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 4, 2006, 00:20)
Good answer and RIGHT ANSWER. Yes, you can always get a new wife, but never a new mum, no matter how angry she can make you and they do. You can insult any female (just don't do that) but we can start a war if you press the wrong button, our mums.
What do you think about that? 
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| August 9, 2006, 14:30 |
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funlovingpair
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Re: Re: Re: In Africa we have a riddle that goes like this:
QUOTE (bustylover @ August 9, 2006, 14:30) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 4, 2006, 00:20)
Good answer and RIGHT ANSWER. Yes, you can always get a new wife, but never a new mum, no matter how angry she can make you and they do. You can insult any female (just don't do that) but we can start a war if you press the wrong button, our mums.
What do you think about that?
That's why it best just to keep any women smiling and happy as a lark. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.
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| August 9, 2006, 15:07 |
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