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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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please explain!
Always puzzled me, and now i ask the ladies on this site, can you please explain the following away.
A drunken one nite stand with a lady i knew well then, but dont see anymore, though i still consider a friend, resulting in a night back to her house, where she insisted that a dildo shaped block of ice was inserted in her anus before pleasantries commenced, as it slowly melted the feeling was without doubt very arousing for her, but it wasnt explained to me why! and i am still confused to hell.
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July 17, 2004, 18:31 |
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absix
40 / male Web Naughty
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Re: please explain!
wtf? ice in the ass??
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July 17, 2004, 19:06 |
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Re: please explain!
Have heard of it,called Alasakan Dildo or something like that. I don't understand it, maybe sex has always left them feeling like something's missing, and they develop this need to keep bring the newest and most bizarre fads into their sex lives. I've enjoyed having a few toys, a few fantasies...etc, but usually, a partner that shares a mutual enthusiasm in giving and recieving has always been enough for me.
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July 18, 2004, 09:02 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: please explain!
Humm, sounds like some kind of hemroid treatment to me!
Chaz, your on the mark, also in giving I do receive. There's nothing more arousing and exciting than taking my lady to complete estacy, one orgasim after another...Wow!
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July 18, 2004, 09:21 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: please explain!
Woops! You did address this to the ladies, Sorry if I'm out of line here. One more post and I'll shut-up... I love yall (Southern for u guys)for getting me to thinking about things that would have never come into my brain otherwise. There could be physical explanation for this. It goes something like this... Ice enters ass, nearby organs(virgina) say "hey were getting a little cold here, send more blood to warm us up. Increased blood flow = better orgasim. Just a theory.
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July 18, 2004, 11:38 |
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QUOTE (sunbuff10 @ July 18, 2004, 11:38)Woops! You did address this to the ladies, Sorry if I'm out of line here. One more post and I'll shut-up... I love yall (Southern for u guys)for getting me to thinking about things that would have never come into my brain otherwise. There could be physical explanation for this. It goes something like this... Ice enters ass, nearby organs(virgina) say "hey were getting a little cold here, send more blood to warm us up. Increased blood flow = better orgasim. Just a theory.
Maybe she just has a really hot asshole?
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July 18, 2004, 11:41 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: please explain!
she did have a remarkable and responsive body with the cuteist pussy you ever did see.
but please 'sunbuff' im open to any explanations, just wanted to get a ladies take on it.
for the record and cos none of you really know me, she lived opposite me and i could see her in her front room with her various suitors getting it on occassionally, i had a elevated view and yeah it was hot at times, thinking about it now from my kitchen the young girl down the road had a shower most evenings at 9pm that was special also. call me a voyuer if you must but im not, sorry i left there now.
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July 18, 2004, 15:26 |
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bawbie
63 / female mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: please explain!
and i thought you were saving yourself for me. bad allon.
ice dildo up the ass. i'd sure like to see tray those are made in.
i have no clue.
i moved to arizona to get warm. ice, in it's proper place is in a beverage. or an ice chest with beer nestled inside.
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July 19, 2004, 16:21 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: please explain!
chazzy could possibly help me out here,
but i think ice can be used and is frequently by couples who first insert the ice via a suitable shaped ice lolly (or whatever u call them) and then take out and insert your cock, its the cold then hot sensation that does it aparently. i presume you would have to lick the lolly as well as other things first, conjures bad images if not. not well clued up on this one, any idears or experiences?
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July 19, 2004, 21:29 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: please explain!
Alternating ice in the mouth and a hot drink can add a great sensation to oral sex . I'll try almost anything but I don't know about this one.
Got to thinking about putting my cock in a cold pussy.... wouldn't that be kinda like screwing a dead person.
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July 19, 2004, 21:52 |
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QUOTE (allon @ July 19, 2004, 21:29)chazzy could possibly help me out here,
but i think ice can be used and is frequently by couples who first insert the ice via a suitable shaped ice lolly (or whatever u call them) and then take out and insert your cock, its the cold then hot sensation that does it aparently. i presume you would have to lick the lolly as well as other things first, conjures bad images if not. not well clued up on this one, any idears or experiences?
By ice lolly, I assume you mean popcicle, That's been mentioned in several books like, "101 Ways To Please a Man in Bed". And things like ice, pop rocks, Hall's Menthol coughdrops, and Alka Seltzer have been used during oral sex . I've even heard of the Alka Seltzer used vaginaly(???) I have heard of ice dildos being used anally, and even a disgusting variation of making the ice dildo. I can't say why one would want a large icicle stuck up their ass, I suppose if one were really curious, they'd try it themselves and find out!
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July 20, 2004, 04:18 |
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Re: please explain!
Ok guys, I tried this last night.
It hurt like hell for a minute, then was actually somewhat pleasurable, as my body adjusted to the intense cold.
I couldn't find a dildo shaped piece of ice at the local grocery, so I made my own popsicle shaped stick. It worked out just fine, but was hard to get in.
It was very much like a complete body sensation, I could feel the cold from my feet to my neck, the feeling ran right up my spine and I almost gave up instantly.
I really didn't get off any better than usual, but because of the intense feeling it caused I can see some possibilities.
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July 20, 2004, 18:03 |
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So what flavor popsicle/dreamsicle did you use? Did you get it from the local Good Humor man? or Did you actually make it using your own enginuity? You can message me, I promise not to tell anyone!!!
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July 20, 2004, 19:13 |
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what kind of promiss is that? inquiring minds want to know!
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July 20, 2004, 19:33 |
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bawbie
63 / female mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: please explain!
fudgesicle?
iam going to stand in the corner now.
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July 22, 2004, 03:46 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 20, 2004, 18:03)Ok guys, I tried this last night.
It hurt like hell for a minute, then was actually somewhat pleasurable, as my body adjusted to the intense cold.
I couldn't find a dildo shaped piece of ice at the local grocery, so I made my own popsicle shaped stick. It worked out just fine, but was hard to get in.
It was very much like a complete body sensation, I could feel the cold from my feet to my neck, the feeling ran right up my spine and I almost gave up instantly.
I really didn't get off any better than usual, but because of the intense feeling it caused I can see some possibilities.
What! no pictures?
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July 22, 2004, 04:29 |
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If you could tell me how to take pictures of my backside with a cheap camera without a timer and make them come out halfway good I would be willing to try again! :~}
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July 22, 2004, 11:58 |
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ok this is no excuse... not long ago i got trapped into doing that and if i can do it a bendable little girl like you can do it.... or just ask for help!
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July 22, 2004, 17:42 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 22, 2004, 11:58)If you could tell me how to take pictures of my backside with a cheap camera without a timer and make them come out halfway good I would be willing to try again! :~} Maybe you could try it again if and when boredcountryboy gets his bike fixed, sure he will hold the camera, or you could go on the live webcam site Chazzy uses and we could all watch it live, I would not miss that one for all the popsicles in the world!
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July 22, 2004, 17:58 |
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Re: please explain!
My webcam experiments have been rather fruitless with this computer. It still crashes when I start a cam up, every time. The experts say it is because I have an incompatible USB port. I say it is because I just don't know what I am doing.
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July 23, 2004, 04:43 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 23, 2004, 04:43)My webcam experiments have been rather fruitless with this computer. It still crashes when I start a cam up, every time. The experts say it is because I have an incompatible USB port. I say it is because I just don't know what I am doing.
PICTURES! We want Pictures!
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July 23, 2004, 04:49 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 23, 2004, 04:43)My webcam experiments have been rather fruitless with this computer. It still crashes when I start a cam up, every time. The experts say it is because I have an incompatible USB port. I say it is because I just don't know what I am doing.
You could try adapters, USB to ps2, or USB to serial, and it's not difficult at all to install extra USBs
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July 23, 2004, 04:54 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 23, 2004, 04:54) QUOTE (kbateman @ July 23, 2004, 04:43)My webcam experiments have been rather fruitless with this computer. It still crashes when I start a cam up, every time. The experts say it is because I have an incompatible USB port. I say it is because I just don't know what I am doing.
You could try adapters, USB to ps2, or USB to serial, and it's not difficult at all to install extra USBs
After the ice has been in a few second, you shouldn't have any difficulty installing and extra USB adapter or two....Getting them out may be a hole nother story!
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July 23, 2004, 08:28 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: please explain!
It's hard to say what's going on here without knowing what u have. Some of the older AMD motherboards with VIA chipsets require a driver, theres also 2 formats of USB, could be the bios is not configured right. There must someone local that would be happy to stop by and help a beautiful, sexy young lady like you!!! We must get this thing working!!
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July 23, 2004, 08:35 |
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simple dell laptop with all the bells and whistles, but the USB and cam don't work. I can pring USB, and run my mouse, but the cam just won't work. And I will probably quit trying with this one since I have been with all the dell people, and the sony techs to try to find out why. I guess my damn machine is just broke!
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July 24, 2004, 18:06 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 24, 2004, 18:06)simple dell laptop with all the bells and whistles, but the USB and cam don't work. I can pring USB, and run my mouse, but the cam just won't work. And I will probably quit trying with this one since I have been with all the dell people, and the sony techs to try to find out why. I guess my damn machine is just broke!
Maybe a stupid question but you have tried other cams?
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July 24, 2004, 21:00 |
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i plugged in other ones and pretty much same results, I am giving up. I don't really benefit a whole bunch by having a cam anyway. (I know that is selfish but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.)
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July 27, 2004, 13:46 |
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bawbie
63 / female mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: please explain!
maybe it wasn't ice. i have two theories
A) it wasn't ice, it was a crysal to improve the experience. a polite person would of offered you one also, so that is a remote possibility
B) you were really abducted by aliens, and she was so messed up, she didn't realize it wasn't in the correct asshole. much more likely.
everyone knows, they have poor eyesight.
did she glow in the dark or have seven breasts or anything?
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July 27, 2004, 17:42 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: please explain!
this winter you will have a whole new appreciation for icicles,just pick an appropriate size and go for it
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July 27, 2004, 22:14 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ July 27, 2004, 22:14)this winter you will have a whole new appreciation for icicles,just pick an appropriate size and go for it
Might want to trim the point a little. Wouldn't want to slip!
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July 27, 2004, 23:19 |
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Re: please explain!
hey, it self lubricates, melts into no cleanup problems, only feels weird for a minute or so, and isn't too bad at all. Even you straight guys could try this without feeling too gay . maybe it would feel good having the icicle sliding past your prostrate gland.
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July 29, 2004, 13:56 |
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Re: please explain!
maybe if you called it something other than "icicle"... i got scars and bad memories with those things.
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July 29, 2004, 18:32 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 29, 2004, 18:32)maybe if you called it something other than "icicle"... i got scars and bad memories with those things.
I believe it's called "alaskan dildo". That make you feel any better about it??
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July 31, 2004, 13:13 |
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sure, at least it don't sound painful!?
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July 31, 2004, 13:38 |
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do tell about the scars and bad memories?
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July 31, 2004, 15:40 |
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seriously? kinda boring story if you ask me....
i got about an inch long scar on my right hand because an icicle had fallen from the roof and stuck in the snow which melted away but left a little icicle still upright once it refroze, i was leaving in the morning slipped on the ice, fell on my ass, naturally i put my hand out to catch myself and put the ice almost through my hand. little scar on my cheek, ever see that Christmas Story movie? enough said. and one more on a knuckle from sword fighting with icicles. what bored people in a 6 month winter will do for fun.
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July 31, 2004, 16:41 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: please explain!
still here, just watchin and learning, once upon a time i would have asked bawbie to get offa my planet, but now it would feel kinda empty, you are a seriously fucked up jumbly, yet i kinda like you. the rest of you are certifiable also, but my life would be duller without you.
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July 31, 2004, 18:25 |
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what?
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July 31, 2004, 18:36 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: please explain!
give a litle grace please, it is 2.30am over here i am getting slowly sozzled cos ive had a bad day. it meant something to me at the time .thanx
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July 31, 2004, 18:40 |
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QUOTE (allon @ July 31, 2004, 18:25)still here, just watchin and learning, once upon a time i would have asked bawbie to get offa my planet, but now it would feel kinda empty, you are a seriously fucked up jumbly, yet i kinda like you. the rest of you are certifiable also, but my life would be duller without you.
Okay, I'll translate for ya BCB....He said...he hasn't been absent from the forun, he's just been lurking(reading, thinking, reflecting)And he wants to say that we are such a motley crue,and he has come to appreciates that about us.
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July 31, 2004, 19:11 |
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QUOTE (allon @ July 31, 2004, 18:40)give a litle grace please, it is 2.30am over here i am getting slowly sozzled cos ive had a bad day. it meant something to me at the time .thanx
again, I'll translate....he says....he had a fucked up day, and he's gettin'
drunker than a rat at 2.30 am, and in the alcohol haze, he may not have expressed himself clearly...
got it BCB??
And to you Allon,
We like you too!!
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July 31, 2004, 19:14 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: please explain!
good lord..a lady that understands me..nah! wake up lad.. no go to bed your having a bad dream. nite fellow looney tunes. sleep safe
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July 31, 2004, 19:20 |
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Good nite Allon! Sleep well!
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July 31, 2004, 19:29 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 31, 2004, 18:36)what?
believe it or not i did understand... it was the compliment that dumbfounded me.
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July 31, 2004, 19:52 |
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Re: please explain!
I skimmed across this post... lmao, and found it quite amusing and interesting about this iceindabuttdildo , not that I would do it, just wondering if it could have been created by taking a condom, filling it with water, then freezing the sucker, or do they have plastic penis's, like ice trays, you fill with water and freeze? oh hell.. I don't know, talking out my ass about now, guess I'm just bored.
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April 20, 2008, 03:08 |
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Re: please explain!
Yes, the do sometimes use a condom as a mold, and they sell a variety of penis ice molds.
(I miss Allon, it's been a bit since I've sent him a message last, I'll have to do just that real soon)
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April 20, 2008, 04:47 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ July 22, 2004, 03:46) fudgesicle?
iam going to stand in the corner now.
Now we know what iceicles are for.
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April 20, 2008, 09:27 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 20, 2008, 04:47)
(I miss Allon, it's been a bit since I've sent him a message last, I'll have to do just that real soon)
Yes, the do sometimes use a condom as a mold, and they sell a variety of penis ice molds.
I never looked into the ice molds, suppose I'm in the cave ages, lol. Plus if it was feasible, cause I never tried using a condom for this thing, I would more so go in that direction, I don't know but.. I do know that popsicles can be a good thing in other areas
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April 20, 2008, 09:57 |
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QUOTE (absix @ July 17, 2004, 19:06)wtf? ice in the ass??
ass cubes... "you want some ass cubes with your drink, sir?" hehe
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