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Riddle me this
I'm bored again, sorry
Just thought I'd start a topic where people can post riddles and try to guess others.
I'll start
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
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August 1, 2006, 14:03 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Riddle me this
How about, "are ya dead yet?".
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August 1, 2006, 14:09 |
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Re: Riddle me this
Oooooooo, that's good! Better than the actual answer, which is.... "Are you asleep?"
I like yours better!
Ok, here's another.....
What flies when it's on and floats when it's off?
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August 1, 2006, 14:11 |
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Re: Riddle me this
oh oh i know a feather!
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
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August 1, 2006, 14:24 |
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Re: Riddle me this
hey do i smell or something???
Ok the answer was "because he had hiccups he asked for water but when he saw the gun, he got rid of the hiccups...ok i suck at this...just shoot me now...
*runs off and hides in the corner...no body wants to play with the blonde....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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August 1, 2006, 15:53 |
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (ShyandSweet @ August 1, 2006, 15:53)hey do i smell or something???
Ok the answer was "because he had hiccups he asked for water but when he saw the gun, he got rid of the hiccups...ok i suck at this...just shoot me now...
*runs off and hides in the corner...no body wants to play with the blonde....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It must be that Steelers jersey...lol
Male Lev
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August 1, 2006, 17:19 |
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yepper12
73 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Riddle me this
Bored dam I'm be right over maybe we could make you not bored
lol
Sorry could not resist
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August 1, 2006, 17:39 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Riddle me this
When is a car not a car?...
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August 1, 2006, 20:34 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Riddle me this
When its in the water as a boat???
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August 1, 2006, 23:09 |
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javaboy68
56 / male The OC, California, US
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 1, 2006, 14:09)
I thought the question for that you couldn't say "yes" to was "Does my butt look big in these pants?"
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August 2, 2006, 00:08 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 1, 2006, 23:09)When its in the water as a boat???
nope...
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August 2, 2006, 00:11 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ August 2, 2006, 00:11) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 1, 2006, 23:09)When its in the water as a boat???
nope...
Still like my answer, ever seen those cars, that are also boats???? Even have to get two licenses, one for the car and one for the boat.
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August 2, 2006, 00:39 |
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ August 1, 2006, 20:34)When is a car not a car?...
When you load it with booze and you turn it into a bar
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August 2, 2006, 03:50 |
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QUOTE (javaboy68 @ August 2, 2006, 00:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 1, 2006, 14:09)
I thought the question for that you couldn't say "yes" to was "Does my butt look big in these pants?"
Stop talking about my ass!
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August 2, 2006, 05:21 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (ShyandSweet @ August 2, 2006, 05:21) QUOTE (javaboy68 @ August 2, 2006, 00:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 1, 2006, 14:09)
I thought the question for that you couldn't say "yes" to was "Does my butt look big in these pants?"
Stop talking about my ass!
Well then get over here, and we'll stop talking about it, and start . LOL
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August 2, 2006, 14:24 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ August 1, 2006, 20:34)When is a car not a car?...
When it turns into a driveway...
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August 2, 2006, 15:42 |
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August 2, 2006, 15:44 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Riddle me this
Try another?... What word starts with the letter "e" and ends with the letter "e" and only has one letter in it?...
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August 2, 2006, 16:00 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ August 2, 2006, 16:00)Try another?... What word starts with the letter "e" and ends with the letter "e" and only has one letter in it?...
EVE... Ya got me on the last one.
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August 2, 2006, 16:11 |
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javaboy68
56 / male The OC, California, US
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 2, 2006, 16:11)
Hee hee..way off. It's envelope.
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August 2, 2006, 17:56 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (javaboy68 @ August 2, 2006, 17:56) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 2, 2006, 16:11)
Hee hee..way off. It's envelope.
You got it!!!...
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August 2, 2006, 22:46 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Riddle me this
"Four jolly men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
Tell me now, this can you explain?"
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August 2, 2006, 23:16 |
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pepper
56 / female daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Riddle me this
They are members of an orchestra hired to play at a dance.
Now I have one for you, GG
A man walks in to a bathroom with a gun. He then shoots himself right between his eyes. The man had a real gun, with real bullets. None were blanks. He then walked out of the bathroom, perfectly unharmed. And no, he was not superman. How is this possible?
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August 3, 2006, 21:33 |
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Re: Riddle me this
He shot his image in the mirror...
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August 3, 2006, 22:17 |
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Re: Riddle me this
riddle me this riddle me that who afraid of the big bad wolf
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August 3, 2006, 22:29 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Riddle me this
I got one for ya
What happens twice in a week, never in a month, and once in a year?
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August 4, 2006, 14:53 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Riddle me this
How about this one....
On this planet yesterday is always BEFORE today. In what place does yesterday always FOLLOW today?
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August 4, 2006, 14:57 |
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azcapt
79 / male phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (ShyandSweet @ August 2, 2006, 05:21) QUOTE (javaboy68 @ August 2, 2006, 00:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ August 1, 2006, 14:09)
I thought the question for that you couldn't say "yes" to was "Does my butt look big in these pants?"
Stop talking about my ass!
its all behind you honey---you have nothing to worry about.
but i will say if you ever want a gr8 piece of ass put your hand in your back pocket. mmmmmmm
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August 4, 2006, 14:57 |
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (nykitten @ August 4, 2006, 14:53)I got one for ya
What happens twice in a week, never in a month, and once in a year?
The letter E
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August 4, 2006, 15:08 |
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (nykitten @ August 4, 2006, 14:57)How about this one....
On this planet yesterday is always BEFORE today. In what place does yesterday always FOLLOW today?
In the dictionary
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August 4, 2006, 15:09 |
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Re: Riddle me this
What's large on Saturday and Sunday, small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
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August 4, 2006, 15:09 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 15:09)What's large on Saturday and Sunday, small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
The "s"
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August 4, 2006, 15:11 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Riddle me this
A man killed his mother, was born before his father, and married his sister. Yet, every one considered him to be normal. Why?
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August 4, 2006, 15:12 |
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Re: Riddle me this
You're gettin' your stuff from the same web site I am, ain't ya'!
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August 4, 2006, 15:12 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 15:12)
I don't think so.....
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August 4, 2006, 15:14 |
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Re: Riddle me this
I just now found that out 'cause I have no earthly idea what the answer to that one is..... While I keep tryin' to figure it out, here's a couple for ya'!
A puppy is one, but a dog is not.
A kitten is one, but a cat is not.
A cookie is one, but a cracker is not.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and then left on Friday. How is this possible?
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August 4, 2006, 15:15 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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QUOTE (nykitten @ August 4, 2006, 15:12)A man killed his mother, was born before his father, and married his sister. Yet, every one considered him to be normal. Why?
I know, that one is hard....
A. He killed his mother in the delivery.
B. There are two definitions for the word "before". One of them is "earlier in time" and the other is "in front of". In other words "He was born in front of his father".
C. He was a priest and he married his sister to another man.
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August 4, 2006, 15:17 |
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QUOTE (nykitten @ August 4, 2006, 15:17) QUOTE (nykitten @ August 4, 2006, 15:12)A man killed his mother, was born before his father, and married his sister. Yet, every one considered him to be normal. Why?
I know, that one is hard....
A. He killed his mother in the delivery.
B. There are two definitions for the word "before". One of them is "earlier in time" and the other is "in front of". In other words "He was born in front of his father".
C. He was a priest and he married his sister to another man.
Ooooooooooo.... *copy & paste*...... That's a good one!!
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August 4, 2006, 15:18 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 15:15)I just now found that out 'cause I have no earthly idea what the answer to that one is..... While I keep tryin' to figure it out, here's a couple for ya'!
A puppy is one, but a dog is not.
A kitten is one, but a cat is not.
A cookie is one, but a cracker is not.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and then left on Friday. How is this possible?
I heard that second one before and can't remember it....
Try this one.....
you have two U.S. coins that add up to fifty-five cents. One is not a nickel. What coins are they?
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August 4, 2006, 19:20 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Riddle me this
QUOTE (nykitten @ August 4, 2006, 19:20) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 4, 2006, 15:15)I just now found that out 'cause I have no earthly idea what the answer to that one is..... While I keep tryin' to figure it out, here's a couple for ya'!
A puppy is one, but a dog is not.
A kitten is one, but a cat is not.
A cookie is one, but a cracker is not.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and then left on Friday. How is this possible?
I heard that second one before and can't remember it....
Try this one.....
you have two U.S. coins that add up to fifty-five cents. One is not a nickel. What coins are they?
The second one is from the movie, "Little Big League" and the horses name is, "Friday"...
Two coins, A fifty cent piece and a nickel...The fifty cent piece is not a nickel...
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August 6, 2006, 15:04 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Riddle me this
Here is another one for ya
What's the largest number of coins you can have without having even change for a dollar?
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August 6, 2006, 15:10 |
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