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DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER
1. THINGY (thing-ee)
a. female: Any part under a car's hood.
b. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)
a. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
b. male: Playing football without a jockstrap.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
a. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
b. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. BUTT (but)
a. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
b. male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,
home run or goal. Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
a. female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
b. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
a. female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
a. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
b. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
a. female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
a. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 minutes.
 
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| July 31, 2006, 18:29 |
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Re: DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER
so true 
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| July 31, 2006, 18:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER
That sounds about right to me.... 
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| August 1, 2006, 01:00 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER
Boy you know both sides of the fence pretty well
Smarty pants-----hehehehe  
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| August 1, 2006, 02:30 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: DEFINITIONS ACCORDING TO GENDER
sounds mighty accurate to me except for #1 because you won't hear a man call anything a "thingy"....
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| August 4, 2006, 22:04 |
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