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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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A BLOND E/R DRAMA
A blond hurries into the emergency room one night with the tip of her finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" asked the emergency room doctor.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" says the blond.
What the doctor sputtered, You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger.
No Silly" said the Blond. First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought" I just paid $6000.00 for these implants, so I am not shooting myself in the chest>
Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought : I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth fixed so I am not shooting myself in the mouth.
Then I put the gun to my ear and thought this is going to
make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.
  
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| July 31, 2006, 01:27 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: A BLOND E/R DRAMA
Yup, typical blond. 
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| July 31, 2006, 01:34 |
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Re: A BLOND E/R DRAMA
I resemble that remark.
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| July 31, 2006, 08:16 |
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