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Physician's Quotes
Have you had your colonoscopy completed lately?
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must ! acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there??????"
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July 29, 2006, 12:51 |
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Re: Physician's Quotes
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July 29, 2006, 13:04 |
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azcapt
79 / male phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Physician's Quotes
I can tell you really love your gyn specialist
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July 29, 2006, 19:17 |
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azcapt
79 / male phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Physician's Quotes
Its all behind you--
you have nothing to worry about
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July 29, 2006, 23:59 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Physician's Quotes
Those are good ones.
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July 30, 2006, 11:20 |
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