If you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would be the first things or things that you would do?

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 15, 2004, 13:03)


Go find a nice looking woman to have sex with

sorry about the misspelling DEye

I would probably wake up, fart twice, pee on the floor next to the toilet, leave the seat up, belch, dress without showering, shaving or washing. Leave the bed unmade and yesterdays clothing on the floor in the bedroom. Make coffee too strong, and leave the cup in the sink. Then I think I might just belch a few times, fart again and then sit down on the couch to watch TV all day long, while drinking a few beers and constantly dropping food crumbs on the couch and floor.

But Hey, I would say "I love you baby" later at night to make up for it all.

  QUOTE (curiousgirl @ July 15, 2004, 14:16)


Haha now that your a guy, it's ok! P.S. I think I liked you better as a lady!

I'd probably beat off so I knew what it felt like. Then maybe just lay around the house for a while. Then I'd find someone to have sex with, promise to call her tomarrow, then not do it.

By the way, nice pics Dye. Like them better than the one you had up before.

  QUOTE (DEye @ July 15, 2004, 17:54)


Wait now that I'm a guy aren't I suppose to forget your name?

i would drink about 10 gallons of beer and then go in the back yard and write my name. then 10 more gallons, and find out how deep i could pee a hole in the dirt.
then i'd go out and catch me some snakes. i like snakes.
then i'd go fishing.
oh yeah, i'd scratch myself alot.

I would probably wake up, fart twice, pee on the floor next to the toilet, leave the seat up, belch, dress without showering, shaving or washing. Leave the bed unmade and yesterdays clothing on the floor in the bedroom. Make coffee too strong, and leave the cup in the sink. Then I think I might just belch a few times, fart again and then sit down on the couch to watch TV all day long, while drinking a few beers and constantly dropping food crumbs on the couch and floor.

But Hey, I would say "I love you baby" later at night to make up for it all.

Hmmm... Well, if I woke up a woman, after exploring my new body for a while, I guess I would go to some random Website forum and start posting how disgusting and awful men are. Seems to be what women do.

  QUOTE (EugeneOregon @ July 15, 2004, 20:02)


Men aren't disgusting and awful.....all the time. Just some of the time. And when they are they deserve a good spanking . Shame on you for that post. Bad boy.

Feel better?

If you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would be the first things or things that you would do?

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 15, 2004, 13:03)
First, as I awoke in the morning I would examin my new naked body, rub my new nice firm pillows till my nipples got stiff and very erect, play with my clit, till I got the sheets soaked, then do it some more, then shower, put on a short skirt, no panties, and go fuck a shoe salesman for an extremely nice pair of Italian leather shoes, and the rest of the day, I would make men eat their hearts out staring at my hot little ass, then I would come home get on the webnaughty and let every man fuck me that would pay my way to and from their place, you know a few small vacations can't hurt anyone,,,,, I would be the sexiest hotest little fuck, and Id have fun doing it.

You could always get it waxed. Ouch!

You could always get it waxed. Ouch!

Well...I've never waxed my ass...bikini line, yes. I'll never do it again. Left with purple bruises. All guys should have it done once just so you know. All in the name of beauty. Sheesh.

I prefer the pain of the wax to the razor burn and stubble of the constant shaving. (unless I can get a man to do the job for me)

  QUOTE (kbateman @ July 20, 2004, 18:19)



Been shaving for quite a long time, never had any problem with stubble, razor bumps, or rashes of any sort. I use a quality razor and blades and shave every time I shower.

amateur? Chazzy is the real deal!

If you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would be the first things or things that you would do?