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Strength against Age
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."
Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man , he said, "All right. Get in."   
Paper Shredder
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
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| July 28, 2006, 13:08 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Strength against Age
Moon you have done it again---
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| July 28, 2006, 16:56 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Strength against Age
Good ones again Moon.
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| July 29, 2006, 10:03 |
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