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A motorway (freeway?) walks into a bar...
A motorway walks into a bar, he's a big guy, 2 hard shoulders, 3 lanes each side and a kick ass barriar down the middle. He knows he's hard and he really strutting it up to the barman. "Gimme a fuckin' vodka" he barks at the barman.
"Look mate," says the barman "I don't want any trouble, here's your drink on the house, just have a seat and don't give me any hassle, ok?"
The motorway gives the barman a dirty look and goes to the corner where he can eyeball the whole damn bar if he wants to.
A few minutes later a Road walk in. Nothing special, white lines up the middle and a couple of cats eyes, but he has frikkin hedges going up the sides! this guy is definately not from the city! He looks around the room, and spots the motorway, he knows the motorway could take him in a fair fight, but he's gotta try to look hard. He does his best to strut up the the bar, and almost screams at the barman. "I want a fuckin' vodka and you're going to give it to me for free!"
Once again the barman explains that he doesn't want any trouble, and he'll keep the drinks coming on the house as long as the road will behave himself. The road tells the barman to do something immoral with his mother and site as far away from the motorway as he can.
A drink or two later on a really little guy walks, no, minces, into the bar. He surveys the room, blows a kiss to the motorway and winks at the road before skipping up to the barman.
Now when I say this guy is little, I mean he's hardly a single lane! no white lines or anything, but is is presented impeccably. No skidmarks or litter or anything. The is little guy really knows how to look good.
"Can I have me a pina colada please", the little guy asks very politely in an extremely camp voice, the barman prepares it and hands it to him, the wee guy pays and invites the barman to keep the change. Then he takes a seat half way between the motorway and the road.
The barman, not the brightest of people - but a long, long way from stupid, can see the motorway and the road looking at the new arrival, and at each other. He can put two and two together, and he knows what'll happen if any trouble starts. So, He asserts himself and walks over to the road, grabs him by the scruff of the junction and drags him over to the motorway's table and sits him down rather violently.
"Look guys," he says harshly to them both "I told you I didn't want any trouble, and I meant it, but if you go after this guy it's more trouble than either of you want!"
The road and motorway both look at the barman like he's about to die as well...
"Look, That little guy's a cyclepath!"
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| July 27, 2006, 17:43 |
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Re: A motorway (freeway?) walks into a bar...
 that was a long road,
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| July 27, 2006, 23:20 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: A motorway (freeway?) walks into a bar...
that was a long road,
strewn with potholes...or is it chuckholes in NI?
Good one, Hap!
  
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| July 30, 2006, 14:50 |
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Re: A motorway (freeway?) walks into a bar...
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| July 30, 2006, 16:52 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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