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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Im a princess!
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you. Tray-up, Bitch."
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| July 27, 2006, 11:01 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Im a princess!
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| July 27, 2006, 11:41 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Im a princess!
GR8 one nyk   god save the queen 
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| July 27, 2006, 12:34 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Im a princess!
just gr8 lmao
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| July 27, 2006, 15:21 |
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