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Girls Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the Cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem mad at all.
Whew! Got away with that One!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, Shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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| July 25, 2006, 08:48 |
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Re: Girls Night Out
 Throw that damn coo-coo clock out the window, and let the coo-coo fly away!!!! 
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| July 25, 2006, 10:10 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Girls Night Out
LMAO
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| July 25, 2006, 11:26 |
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