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A boys confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli ?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have t o atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads...
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| July 23, 2006, 01:05 |
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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: A boys confession
Geee--maybe I should go to confession then. 
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| July 23, 2006, 02:04 |
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Re: A boys confession
Sure wish I had thought of that. 
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| July 23, 2006, 08:37 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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