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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation, or his marriage he said he'd pay her a large sum of money if she would move to italy and have the baby their. He stated he would also pay child support until the child was 18 yrs old.
She agreed , but asked him how would he know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard with the word spaghetti on it. He would then start paying her child support.One day about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife , who said honey you got a very strange postcard today.
Oh just give it to me and i'll explain it., he said.
The wife handed him the postcard and watched him turn white then faint.
On the card was written spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with meatballs and one without.  
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| July 22, 2006, 02:44 |
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Re: Spaghetti
That would definately do it. 
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| July 22, 2006, 02:45 |
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Re: Spaghetti
I will never eat spaghetti again.... 
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| July 22, 2006, 06:07 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Spaghetti
Nopw that's a good one. Still tring to keep the coffee down.
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| July 22, 2006, 12:22 |
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