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artful1
57 / male
Manhattan, New York, US
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SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
We should establish a sexual hall of fame and erect(get it) the building to warehouse members and memorobilia in Trinidad..I'd like to retire my dick.(lol-fuck that,i'm going down....going down-lol).
Any suggestions on categories for consideration?
...Please submit promptly...i'm holding an orgy
fund-raiser towards this cause shortly...i'll need a propossal(lol)...
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
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| July 13, 2004, 06:13 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
you could just make a plaster cast of it.
catagories, hmmm.
the most likely to succede.
the one that still works after being bitten by a large german shepard.
the one most likely to end up in prison.
the most acute angle.
highest batting average.
most runs in a single game.
best selling
entertainer of the year.
best work in a group setting.
best solo act.
shall i go on?
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| July 13, 2004, 19:45 |
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
you forgot breaking the "shooting distance record" 11 feet was it???
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| July 13, 2004, 19:47 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
was that " most likely to succede"
or "most likely to suck seed " ? 
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| July 13, 2004, 20:31 |
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artful1
57 / male
Manhattan, New York, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
This is great stuff guys...Bawbie,you're the shit.Your double entendre is off the hook...
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
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| July 14, 2004, 06:02 |
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
We all just love Bawbie to death!! Even though she's only been with us a short time, can't imagine this place without her!
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| July 14, 2004, 10:30 |
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Re: Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 14, 2004, 10:30)We all just love Bawbie to death!! Even though she's only been with us a short time, can't imagine this place without her!
She is almost as much fun as JesseJames..May he RIP.
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| July 14, 2004, 12:58 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
how about a lifetime achievment award?
and stars on the sidewalk for those whose sexual escapades have been an inspiration to us all.
oh, and an adult theater where the awardees put their dick or boob prints in cement.
"oh, look! my boobies fit Chazzy's. quick earl, get a picture for the folks back home!"
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| July 14, 2004, 18:27 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: Re: Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
QUOTE (DEye @ July 14, 2004, 12:58)She is almost as much fun as JesseJames..May he RIP.
I'll do some magic tomorrow 
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| July 14, 2004, 18:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
QUOTE (absix @ July 14, 2004, 18:28) QUOTE (DEye @ July 14, 2004, 12:58)She is almost as much fun as JesseJames..May he RIP.
I'll do some magic tomorrow
OHHHH! Intrigue!! Mystery!!!
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| July 14, 2004, 18:33 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
the more tecnical awards would be-
best rope wrangler/handler of chains
best costumes(?) or lack there of
best performance in a co-staring capacity
most bestest use of props
best newbie
my english is getting gooder and gooder everyday. must be getting tired. 
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| July 16, 2004, 01:02 |
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artful1
57 / male
Manhattan, New York, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
..Bawbie....I love you...
Peace and Blessings,
Artful1
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| July 17, 2004, 10:12 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
we have entirely left out-
best score- some of the worlds finest music has come from porn movies
best writer- if they say anything besides 'yes, yes, fuck me harder". the might need to say "hello" or "nice outfit"
best special effects- you think all those guys have 10 inchers? of course i think "industrial tits and penis" (a subsidiary of industrial light and magic) would get these most years.
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| July 22, 2004, 03:34 |
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Samkingsuckscunt
33 / male
Lagos, Nigeria
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
My dick is realy hard now,who wana fuck?
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| January 6, 2012, 03:52 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
wow sounds like its time to get out the ole plaster o Paris.the problem bee ing are ya going to be able to keep it hard when that ice cold stuff hits the ole cockeroo?
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| January 7, 2012, 20:25 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
QUOTE (ashkats @ January 7, 2012, 20:25)wow sounds like its time to get out the ole plaster o Paris.the problem bee ing are ya going to be able to keep it hard when that ice cold stuff hits the ole cockeroo?
maybe that is something that should only be done if you have arthritis in your dick...lol
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| January 8, 2012, 01:16 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: SEXUAL HALL OF FAME
well i seen that they had mold kits in the smut stores
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| January 8, 2012, 20:07 |
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