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Tiger Woods' Mercedes
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who he is.
"Mornin' bye" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfie.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everythin?, says the Newfie.
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| July 18, 2006, 08:31 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: Tiger Woods' Mercedes
Good one hehehe 
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| July 18, 2006, 10:28 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Tiger Woods' Mercedes
LOL...Moon comes thru with another one.
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| July 18, 2006, 10:49 |
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