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wildflower59
65 / female
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"To thine own self be true"
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| October 19, 2006, 21:42 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
-Lily Tomlin
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| October 20, 2006, 09:57 |
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Man4fmf
67 / male
dayton, Ohio, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Sex is like credit.. Some get it..some don't! 
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| October 20, 2006, 17:47 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"When one door closes, another one opens".
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| October 22, 2006, 00:40 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."
-Judy Garland-
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| October 22, 2006, 00:51 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
" Better to keep your mouth shut and have people believe your a fool, Than to open it and remove all doubt"
-Unknown- 
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| October 22, 2006, 07:47 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I'm not in it, I go to work."
-A.E. Matthews
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| October 23, 2006, 09:57 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Look to this day, for yesterday is just a dream And tomorrow is only a vision But today, well lived, Makes every yesterday a dream of happiness And every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well therefore to this day." - Sanskrit Proverb
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| October 25, 2006, 09:36 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
-George Burns
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| October 25, 2006, 10:01 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Everything I did in my life worthwhile, I caught hell for".
-Earl Warren-
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| October 25, 2006, 17:28 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one".
-George Washington-
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| October 25, 2006, 17:31 |
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"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome".
-Booker T. Washington-
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| October 25, 2006, 17:35 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
" When it comes down to a battle of wits... You are unarmred " G.GORDON LIDDY...!!!!
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| October 25, 2006, 19:55 |
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Evening
54 / female
Cairns, Queensland, Australia
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 9, 2006, 06:46)not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
hmmm...
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious"
-Brendan Gill
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| October 26, 2006, 03:57 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"I can sum up what I've learned about life in three words.... it goes on" Robert Frost
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| October 26, 2006, 08:08 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce
The race isn't always to the swift, but if I'm putting my money down. That's how I'm going to bet.
- Jeff Warren
If you have weird vegetarian friends it is best not to invite them to a barbecue.
- Scott Adam
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
-Mark Twain
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Sartre
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy , the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
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| October 27, 2006, 10:01 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (absix @ July 18, 2006, 14:49)Never trust a PR, never shake hands with gynaecologist.
just make sure he washes his hands
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| October 27, 2006, 20:38 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
a plaque over the commode at my uncle's hunting camp: "We aim to please, You aim TOO please!"
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| October 28, 2006, 16:29 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Over the urinal in the city park in Bird City , Kans. there is a sign that reads, "If you can pee above this line, Bird City Fire Dept. wants you" In the Silvaire Club in Norton, Kans. there is a sign as you walk into the swimming pool area that reads, "Swimming ool, notice there is no p in it, please keep it that way" "You can pick your nose, & you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose".... author unknown
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| October 29, 2006, 10:10 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Good things come to those who wait"
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| October 29, 2006, 17:41 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value"
-Charles Dudley Warner-
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| October 29, 2006, 19:44 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ October 29, 2006, 19:44)"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value"
-Charles Dudley Warner-
I got something for you... RChamberlain...
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| October 29, 2006, 21:59 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day."
-Robert Frost
"Just when I learned all the answers, they changed all the questions."
-Gertrude Stein
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| October 30, 2006, 09:55 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
" Moonhowler is CRAZY..." -RC-.. !!!!  
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| October 30, 2006, 10:44 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Had some friends over yesterday to watch the Bears' 7th straight win. One of them brought chips & her Salsa from Hell which was great with the cold beer. Different story this morning however, so I guess my quote of the day would have to be "With friends like that, who needs enemas?"
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| October 30, 2006, 12:05 |
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (Tungmeister @ October 30, 2006, 12:05)Had some friends over yesterday to watch the Bears' 7th straight win. One of them brought chips & her Salsa from Hell which was great with the cold beer. Different story this morning however, so I guess my quote of the day would have to be "With friends like that, who needs enemas?"
Need to wipe your but with a sno-cone... ROFLMAO...!!! Crazy S.O.B. !!!! 
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| October 30, 2006, 12:11 |
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ October 30, 2006, 10:44)
"RC is a pot and I'm a kettle... he's calling me black!!!"
-MH-
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| October 31, 2006, 09:48 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."
- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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| October 31, 2006, 09:53 |
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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
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| November 1, 2006, 00:47 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Everything I did in my live that was worthwhile, I caught hell for".
-Earl Warren-
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| November 1, 2006, 08:18 |
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With compassion in our heart, every thought, word, and deed can bring about a miracle.
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| November 3, 2006, 01:08 |
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We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
- Anne Frank
Happiness is a warm puppy. 
- Charles Schulz
The happiest people don't worry too much about whether life is fair or not, they just get on with it.
- Andrew Matthews
Sooner or later in life everyone discovers that perfect happiness is unrealizable, but there are few who pause to consider the antithesis: that perfect unhappiness is equally unattainable.
- Primo Levi
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
- Thorton Wilder
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are that you're not going to be very happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn't going to be happy much of the time. If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
- Andy Rooney
When I meet people from other cultures I know that they too want happiness and do not want suffering, this allows me to see them as brothers and sisters.
- Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso
Always do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Suess
Man is fond of counting his troubles but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.
- Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
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| November 3, 2006, 09:45 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
I can enjoy a bottle in front of me much more than a frontal lobotomy ANY day. -me
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| November 4, 2006, 15:02 |
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 4, 2006, 15:02)I can enjoy a bottle in front of me much more than a frontal lobotomy ANY day. -me
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I heard that in a song...
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy. Two different ways to kill the pain the same."
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| November 6, 2006, 09:51 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ November 6, 2006, 09:51) QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 4, 2006, 15:02)I can enjoy a bottle in front of me much more than a frontal lobotomy ANY day. -me
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I heard that in a song...
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy. Two different ways to kill the pain the same."
Moon- who sang that? dug it up somewhere in the back of my brain 
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| November 6, 2006, 12:00 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 6, 2006, 12:00) QUOTE (MoonHowler @ November 6, 2006, 09:51) QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 4, 2006, 15:02)I can enjoy a bottle in front of me much more than a frontal lobotomy ANY day. -me
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I heard that in a song...
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy. Two different ways to kill the pain the same."
Moon- who sang that? dug it up somewhere in the back of my brain
I searched and found a guy named Randy Hanzlick. I remember hearing the song many moons ago.
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| November 6, 2006, 13:49 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect.
It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
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| November 6, 2006, 16:43 |
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if it's true what they say, that "we are what we eat", then i could be you by morning! 
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| November 6, 2006, 19:32 |
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"The heart is the perfection of the whole organism. Therefore the principles of the power of perception and the souls ability to nourish itself must lie in the heart."
Aristotle
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| November 6, 2006, 22:06 |
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"The processes of the Cosmos are performed in an eternal now. The rising and setting of the Sun are performed in an eternal instant."
Samael Aun Weor 
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| November 7, 2006, 06:01 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
(Disclaimer: I want to preface this quote by stating that this is in no way a connection to those quotes posted by the persons before or after me on this thread. It's just a humorous comment on some of the people I've come across lately. )
"I usually try to see and understand things from other people's points of view, it's just that I can't get my head that far up my ass."
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| November 9, 2006, 12:24 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Try more vaseline, you're getting there! 
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| November 9, 2006, 12:52 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (kinkykev @ November 9, 2006, 12:52)Try more vaseline, you're getting there!
is this personally a tried & true suggestion?
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| November 9, 2006, 13:07 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
You bet yer, but remember the bigger the head the more vaseline required.
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| November 9, 2006, 13:13 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Sorry Tung, only joking, there's no spite intended on my part.
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| November 9, 2006, 13:28 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (kinkykev @ November 9, 2006, 13:28)Sorry Tung, only joking, there's no spite intended on my part.
I know that I've just been gone on the web pricing 55 gallon drums of petroleum jelly.
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| November 9, 2006, 13:33 |
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Re: Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 9, 2006, 13:33) QUOTE (kinkykev @ November 9, 2006, 13:28)Sorry Tung, only joking, there's no spite intended on my part.
I know that I've just been gone on the web pricing 55 gallon drums of petroleum jelly.
I've found a good supplier, but you do have to buy in bulk.
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| November 9, 2006, 13:40 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
There is one site (warehouse in Canada) that's really dirt cheap but they sell by the railroad car only, and even if we split the shipment, (that amount should be good for at least 6 months for me) the shipping cost and tariffs would probably kill us.
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| November 9, 2006, 13:47 |
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (Tungmeister @ November 9, 2006, 13:47)There is one site (warehouse in Canada) that's really dirt cheap but they sell by the railroad car only, and even if we split the shipment, (that amount should be good for at least 6 months for me) the shipping cost and tariffs would probably kill us.
lol, not sure if I could afford it, I might just have to find another form of entertainment.
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| November 9, 2006, 13:56 |
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Re: Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
lol, not sure if I could afford it, I might just have to find another form of entertainment.
try olive oil, it may be cheaper and just as much fun, plus when you are finished you could make a salad
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| November 9, 2006, 14:33 |
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