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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ December 10, 2008, 17:25)on the topic of me winning the lottery...
"those who doubt, shall go without!"
From the CO lottery---" You cann't win if you don't play"
From me----You cann't win if you do play 
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| July 5, 2009, 13:21 |
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"The greater the love, the greater the loss."
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| August 14, 2009, 16:40 |
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Only thing harder than getting a new idea into mens head is too get an old one out.
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| August 14, 2009, 16:47 |
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they say say Fat adds flavor...guess i'm pretty tasty! 
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| August 14, 2009, 19:51 |
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Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
Motto of Bruce Lee
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| September 5, 2009, 18:47 |
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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| September 19, 2009, 16:53 |
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I like this one 
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| September 19, 2009, 19:59 |
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D.A.R.E.
donuts against repeated exploitation
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| September 19, 2009, 20:29 |
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" Noah was a brave man to be on a wooden boat with two termites"
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| September 27, 2009, 03:57 |
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QUOTE (JCSOS @ September 27, 2009, 03:57)" Noah was a brave man to be on a wooden boat with two termites"
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| September 27, 2009, 12:49 |
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A man's kiss is his signature
~Mae West~
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| October 3, 2009, 04:34 |
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evilscottsman
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oh I love quotes, if only I had discovered this thread sooner.. hmm what to use. I'm feeling philisophical just now so heres a good one.
"Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not." -Epicurus
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| October 9, 2009, 20:14 |
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It's not how you make your bed, it's how you lay in it.
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| October 14, 2009, 18:41 |
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Toll roads are like hookers. Ya pay to get on, pay to stay on and then pay to get off. 
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| October 17, 2009, 02:21 |
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cutta
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Every young man should be given one from behind at least once in his life in order for him to know what a woman feels like sleeping with a jackhammer
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| October 22, 2009, 19:32 |
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| October 25, 2009, 04:59 |
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Grandelf
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Not exactly a quote but:
"How can I miss you when you wont go away?"
So to make up for that,
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away"
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| October 26, 2009, 16:52 |
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Grandelf
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A great one I think, it can pertain to many things
"Some things have to be believed, to be seen"
Ralph Hodgens
As one that has dealt with a chronic panic disorder and clinical depression, social anxiety, to the point of agoraphobic since age 19, THAT is one to think about.
Stigma has gotten better, but has a very, very long way to go as ignorance is rampant, the medical field is one of the worst, the government is even worse then that. Broken bones show up on x-ray, mental issues which are often a chemical reaction within the brain do not...thus the quote fits me very well.
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| October 26, 2009, 17:04 |
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Luriental
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Kansas City, Missouri, US
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't." ~(I have no clue)
"You touch ONE HAIR on their heads-! Well, not Captain Black's, 'cause, you know, he doesn't have any, but... You know what I mean!" ~Jade from Jackie Chan Adventures
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| October 26, 2009, 18:26 |
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QUOTE (Grandelf @ October 26, 2009, 17:04)A great one I think, it can pertain to many things
"Some things have to be believed, to be seen"
Ralph Hodgens
As one that has dealt with a chronic panic disorder and clinical depression, social anxiety, to the point of agoraphobic since age 19, THAT is one to think about.
Stigma has gotten better, but has a very, very long way to go as ignorance is rampant, the medical field is one of the worst, the government is even worse then that. Broken bones show up on x-ray, mental issues which are often a chemical reaction within the brain do not...thus the quote fits me very well.
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| October 26, 2009, 20:56 |
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evilscottsman
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Greensboro, North Carolina, US
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"It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong" -- Leo Roskin
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| October 27, 2009, 18:27 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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"There's no trick to seeing humor in life when you have the
whole government working for you"
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| October 27, 2009, 23:02 |
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Grandelf
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Northern, Michigan, US
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
George Carlin
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| October 27, 2009, 23:10 |
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evilscottsman
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Greensboro, North Carolina, US
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as much as i love george carlin...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." -John Stuart Mill
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| October 28, 2009, 04:06 |
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Grandelf
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George Carlin was a man with a gift of seeing things from angles to make them funny, his quote was not political in intent, it was intended for humor, and as ugly as many things are in the world as we know it, without laughter we may as well fade away. So with that thought in mind, I create my own quote:
I bet at one time George Carlin could have beaten John Stuart Mill's ass! (Or Carlin's Lawyer could have whooped Mill's Lawyers Ass..)
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| October 28, 2009, 06:35 |
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if your cheese turns purple, it's old...time to get rid of it!
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| October 28, 2009, 23:42 |
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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
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| October 29, 2009, 03:20 |
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evilscottsman
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Oh I agree, George wasn't very politically oriented in his jokes, my reply was more or less just to have an opposing view on the subject that his comment was on. A veiw that I happen to uphold. Though Mill was infanintly more brilliant in an academic and philisophical sense, that in no way should decrease George's Legacy as one of the most brilliant commedians of his day.
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| October 29, 2009, 19:13 |
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Mr. Carlin was a great comedian. As well as Mill, and I adore Robyn Williams.
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| October 29, 2009, 19:25 |
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Whoopsie....Mills was not a comedian, he was considered on of the great "thinkers" of the 19th century, known for many things but I don't think comedy was among his achievements (although I'm sure he had a sense of humor)
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| October 29, 2009, 23:17 |
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evilscottsman
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haha, hazza chazzy, he was around in the victorian age, he was a philosopher, a member of parliment, a writer, one of the first major supporters of women's rights, as well as many other things.
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| October 29, 2009, 23:29 |
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Yeah, I remember reading quite a bit about him way back.
He was a little bit into economic, politics, philosophy I think, but nope, he didn't do any stand up comedy...
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| October 29, 2009, 23:31 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 29, 2009, 23:17)Whoopsie....Mills was not a comedian, he was considered on of the great "thinkers" of the 19th century, known for many things but I don't think comedy was among his achievements (although I'm sure he had a sense of humor)
Oppsy, that's what I meant, I'm sorry everyone.
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| October 29, 2009, 23:32 |
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Okay evil....womans rights...that I'm sure, is where I remember reading about him....did some research for a paper on the early victorian woman's rights movement a long, long time ago!
Alrighty, sorry for the off topic/hijack...
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| October 30, 2009, 12:55 |
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| October 30, 2009, 13:07 |
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evilscottsman
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J. Robert Oppenheimer at seeing the first successfull test of the atomic bomb, "Now I am become Death, Destroyer of worlds."
This he recalled from the hindu scriptures.
To which William L. Laurence replied a paraphrase of the scripture, "Now we're all sons of bitches."
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| October 30, 2009, 17:02 |
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Barbara De Angelis has said:
If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself
This explains a lot about my life.
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| November 6, 2009, 14:51 |
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I read this quote this morning as it describes me well.
"Success is moving from failure to failure without losing enthusiasim"
---Abraham Lincoln--who was refused from law school 5 times before being accepted
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| November 6, 2009, 14:58 |
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Scars prove that the past was true. Hannibal Lector
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| November 7, 2009, 23:16 |
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"Life is like a box of condoms, you never know which kind you're going to get" (could be ticklers.... could be 'Life Savor' flavored, etc.)
tica
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| November 9, 2009, 14:34 |
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Keep your heart open, love will always find its way in.
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| November 16, 2009, 06:08 |
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We saw, We conquered, We came...
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| December 1, 2009, 04:22 |
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Think that should be 'we came, we saw, we conquered'
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| December 1, 2009, 22:47 |
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They may take our lives but they will never take our freedom - William Wallace
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| December 1, 2009, 22:48 |
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Grandelf
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Northern, Michigan, US
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Has anyone ever been in a shower at a hotel scrubba dubbin, and suddenly that lil bar of soap has vanished? And you are SO lost as to where it could have went??? ~~~Grandelf
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| December 5, 2009, 07:23 |
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evilscottsman
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As Long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom-- For that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.
Declaration of Arbroath, 1320
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| December 5, 2009, 19:41 |
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Grandelf
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QUOTE (evilscottsman @ October 29, 2009, 19:13)Oh I agree, George wasn't very politically oriented in his jokes, my reply was more or less just to have an opposing view on the subject that his comment was on. A veiw that I happen to uphold. Though Mill was infanintly more brilliant in an academic and philisophical sense, that in no way should decrease George's Legacy as one of the most brilliant commedians of his day.
Brilliance comes in many forms, so to compare the two in terms of who was more brilliant is not possible. To oppose his (Carlin's) view is only to oppose a joke. A joke or comment meant to bring laughter does not always reflect that persons opinion. I have heard many very funny jokes that are what some might see as "off color", A lack of sense of humor causes things to be taken far out of the context they were intended. Thus they are taken far too seriously. The humor seen as off color is most always FAR from my personal viewpoint, but to take it as intended is to see that there is no intent to harm. To be able to laugh at such things does not mean one believes it to be true. If such statements were all taken as truth, we'd not have gotten to enjoy George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy etc. Saturday Night Live has been a prime example of what I mean for years. Even the Looney Tunes have been attacked by such people! THAT I find sad yet funny at the same time, That Evil Bugs Bunny.
That Fudd guy is down right blasphemy at it's worst I say! These people must keep forgetting to remove the cardboard from their new underwear or something, C'mon!
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| December 6, 2009, 20:18 |
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So you do know wot underwear is then???????????????????? 
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| December 6, 2009, 23:31 |
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Grandelf
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QUOTE (tamedame @ December 6, 2009, 23:31)So you do know wot underwear is then????????????????????
Well uhm yes, they usually come with cardboard in them if I recall correctly though it's been so long since I actually had a pair like those on, haven't put my fruit in them thar looms in years, I think I was like 11 or 12 yrs old? Hmmm, anyway....the answer is yes darlin, lol
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| December 7, 2009, 06:34 |
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Reading another thread i understand you would be the perfect man for a Scottich kilt.
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