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blooz69
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (ticaD @ June 28, 2008, 23:06)If life gives you lemons, you pin life down,
and squeeze the motherfucking lemons into its eyes! 
(a very dear WN friend shared this with me)
tica... 
xox
I had to stop lol'ing b4 I could answer
and my answer was whimsical and scintillating, and briliant,
but I lol'd all sense out of MEself
so
I'll only say
LOLOLOLOL
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| July 21, 2008, 10:14 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Injection is nice, but blown is better"------
The discussion of intake systems for cars. 
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| July 25, 2008, 11:22 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"If you're on a trip, eat where the truckers eat, they always have good food."
What BS!! Trucks stop to eat where there's room for them.
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| July 25, 2008, 11:24 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
1. "I hear voices, and they don't like you."
2. "I'm sorry, I forgot you were an idiot."
3. "If you were any dumber, you'd need to wear a helmet."
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| July 25, 2008, 12:15 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you to thier level and beat ya with experience" 
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| July 25, 2008, 19:06 |
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"Why am I in this boat, and where's my paddle?"
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| July 27, 2008, 03:55 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
ladies, ladies, ladies...to find your prince charming? you're gonna have to kiss a few toads first!!! 
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| July 27, 2008, 07:44 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"It's nice out, I'll think I'll leave it out"
---a friend afer peeing outside.
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| August 2, 2008, 00:45 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
... xox
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| August 8, 2008, 23:59 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"It's better to pissed off, than to be pissed on"
... xox
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| August 9, 2008, 20:03 |
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"I've always had more money than brains but I've been broke most of my life."----------me
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| August 9, 2008, 20:06 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"You so broke, your baloney don't even have a first name"
from the movie "Shark Tales"
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| August 9, 2008, 20:07 |
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I'll tell ya just how rough a neighborhood i grew up in, even the babies wore leather diapers...i get no respect, i tell ya!!
-Rodney Dangerfield 
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| August 9, 2008, 21:43 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Ha! So cute...ran across this quote browsing other forums...
"Don't cry over spilt milk...just milk another cow"
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| August 14, 2008, 11:48 |
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I'd slap you, but SHIT SPLATTERS.... 
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| August 15, 2008, 01:37 |
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"May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful"
... xox
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| August 16, 2008, 01:02 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Don't regret your mistakes. Remember on the road of life sometimes it's the unexpected detours that take us to the most beautiful places.
... xox
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| August 20, 2008, 19:30 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
There comes a point when you realize: who matters, who never did, who won't anymore....and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
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| August 21, 2008, 09:56 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
something to remember...today's pions are tomorrow's pion-eers..... 
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| August 23, 2008, 07:01 |
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 23, 2008, 07:01)something to remember...today's pions are tomorrow's pion-eers.....
Just make sure the pion's (showers) of today are not golden!
... xox
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| August 23, 2008, 07:30 |
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Re: Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (ticaD @ August 23, 2008, 07:30) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 23, 2008, 07:01)something to remember...today's pions are tomorrow's pion-eers.....
Just make sure the pion's (showers) of today are not golden!
... xox
ummm...unless you are into that kinda stuff....
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| August 23, 2008, 16:58 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
well, then pee on it. 
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| August 23, 2008, 18:57 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Nooo, noo! 
... xox
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| August 23, 2008, 22:34 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Golf is the only time I'm not below par."-----{Ziggy}
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| August 24, 2008, 10:21 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"If you can't be true to yourself, then who can you be true to, Santa Claus?. 
... xox
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| August 25, 2008, 19:15 |
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loki81278
45 / male
Aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"never take life to seriously, no-one gets out alive anyway"
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| August 28, 2008, 00:12 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Remember... It's not how long you make it, but how you make it long.
... xox
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| August 28, 2008, 00:27 |
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loki81278
45 / male
Aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting
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| August 28, 2008, 14:34 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
While talking to another driver about a woman, he said how he'd like to "have her" I just said " I could give her the most disspointing 30 sconds in her life."
He laughed and walked away.
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| August 31, 2008, 12:04 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Fee hats, Free Hats, Free Hats" [from south park]
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| September 2, 2008, 08:43 |
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loki81278
45 / male
Aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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| September 4, 2008, 07:34 |
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Not run by a mouse. There was a realy big ball fell on him and squished him. You can go there and see for yourself. It's called Epcot and the mouses arm sitcks out from under it.
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| September 5, 2008, 15:30 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"I am, therefor I compute"
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| September 6, 2008, 00:19 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
John Sedgwick, American general, killed in the Civil War battle of Spotsylvania. His last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance
Thanks to Tica for this.
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| September 13, 2008, 20:31 |
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (JCSOS @ September 13, 2008, 20:31)John Sedgwick, American general, killed in the Civil War battle of Spotsylvania. His last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance
Thanks to Tica for this.
I sorry! 
xox
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| September 13, 2008, 20:33 |
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Re: Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (ticaD @ September 13, 2008, 20:33) QUOTE (JCSOS @ September 13, 2008, 20:31)John Sedgwick, American general, killed in the Civil War battle of Spotsylvania. His last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance
Thanks to Tica for this.
I sorry!
xox
got to love the irony
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| September 13, 2008, 20:43 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!'
xox
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| September 13, 2008, 23:00 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Don't be troubled when life throws you trials. They are just stepping stones on the road to making your dreams come true!"
xox
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| September 16, 2008, 23:50 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Friends are like butt cheeks.
Shit might separate them,
But they always come back together.
xox
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| September 19, 2008, 07:21 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"If ya feel froggy, jump"
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| September 19, 2008, 14:36 |
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"What doesn't kill ya, makes ya stronger"
[what bs!!!!]
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| September 19, 2008, 18:38 |
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"You play you pay, you pay you play!"
xox
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| September 20, 2008, 11:48 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"I don't work on days that end in Y"
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| September 21, 2008, 10:03 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Natures vegetables, Not just for eating anymore.
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| September 24, 2008, 22:08 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
this ones for you JULIANNA...
women are like shoes. you gotta try on several to find the right fit, some maybe too tight, some might be too loose, and some times, if you aren't careful and wear a sock, you might end up with a blister....
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| September 25, 2008, 07:52 |
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Re: Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ September 25, 2008, 07:52)this ones for you JULIANNA...
women are like shoes. you gotta try on several to find the right fit, some maybe too tight, some might be too loose, and some times, if you aren't careful and wear a sock, you might end up with a blister....
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| September 25, 2008, 08:44 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"Pain and suffering is inevitable, but misery is a choice."
xox
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| September 25, 2008, 12:55 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
Four out of five people suffer from hemoroids.
Does that mean the fifth one enjoys them? 
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| September 25, 2008, 19:13 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
"THE GAME OF LIFE IS A GAME OF BOOMERANGS. OUR THOUGHTS, DEEDS AND WORDS RETURN TO US SOONER OR LATER WITH ASTOUNDING ACCURACY".
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| September 26, 2008, 07:30 |
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Re: "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
always remember this...today's pioneers were yesterdays pions!!!
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| September 26, 2008, 23:49 |
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