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SEX QUIZ
Q). What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or
wife but you can't beat a Blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in
common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck
and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your
paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann
and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in
common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
breaks, you're screwed.
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July 16, 2006, 12:22 |
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July 16, 2006, 12:45 |
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azcapt
79 / male phoenix, Arizona, US
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hehehe very good---heres another one
whats the difference between a nun and a prostitute
one puts hope in your soul and the other puts soap in your hole.
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July 17, 2006, 04:16 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Those are good ones.
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July 17, 2006, 13:17 |
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mystic1
71 / male Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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lets take this back to the beginning.... i think the folks will enjoy these....
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September 2, 2006, 10:03 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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September 2, 2006, 12:13 |
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Re: SEX QUIZ
funny shit
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September 2, 2006, 13:05 |
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