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FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
10 SIGNS YOU WATCH TOO MUCH FOOTBALL
10. Before sex, you flip a coin to see who will receive.
9. You've been banned from the A&P for spiking melons.
8. To feel closer to some of your favorite players, you tear the
cartilage in your knee.
7. The kids bring home a good report card and you dump Gatorade on 'em.
6. Most humans: 75% water, you: 75% chip dip.
5. During sex, you use a play clock.
4. You pay $22 million to have Deion Sanders shovel off your driveway.
3. For the last two months, you've been wearing nothing but a cup.
2. You fell in love with your wife because she looks like John Madden.
1. After sex, you go for the 2-point conversion.
Hike = Up the rear
Reverse = 69
Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky
2pt. conversion = multiple orgasms
Prevent Defense = Condom/protection
Face Mask = guy pulls girl head down to blow him
Shotgun = Touchdown in a car
Two minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blows his load.
Holding = Cuddling
Superbowl = Wedding or Prom night
Huddle = Multiple participants
Madden '99 = Cyber sex
Instant replay = When you tape the two of you having sex Illegal
Use of the hands = Masturbation
Ball Hog = Slut
Onside Kick = Making up after a fight
Double Header = Two mates in the same night
Tight End = Virgin
Wide Receiver = Girl that's loose
False Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied)
Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get some
Fumble = cheating (problem in the relationship)
Putting it through the uprights = self explanatory
Special Teams = Prostitute/Gigolo
Unsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activities
Double Coverage = Two condoms
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July 13, 2006, 22:02 |
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Re: FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
hey dick.. lets keep note of this for the next superbowl.
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July 13, 2006, 22:31 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
That's too funny.
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July 14, 2006, 11:04 |
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Re: FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
very good!! I am impressed.
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July 14, 2006, 12:52 |
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