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FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
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FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
10 SIGNS YOU WATCH TOO MUCH FOOTBALL

10. Before sex, you flip a coin to see who will receive.

9. You've been banned from the A&P for spiking melons.

8. To feel closer to some of your favorite players, you tear the
cartilage in your knee.

7. The kids bring home a good report card and you dump Gatorade on 'em.

6. Most humans: 75% water, you: 75% chip dip.

5. During sex, you use a play clock.

4. You pay $22 million to have Deion Sanders shovel off your driveway.

3. For the last two months, you've been wearing nothing but a cup.

2. You fell in love with your wife because she looks like John Madden.

1. After sex, you go for the 2-point conversion.













Hike = Up the rear

Reverse = 69

Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky

2pt. conversion = multiple orgasms

Prevent Defense = Condom/protection

Face Mask = guy pulls girl head down to blow him

Shotgun = Touchdown in a car

Two minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blows his load.

Holding = Cuddling

Superbowl = Wedding or Prom night

Huddle = Multiple participants

Madden '99 = Cyber sex

Instant replay = When you tape the two of you having sex Illegal

Use of the hands = Masturbation

Ball Hog = Slut

Onside Kick = Making up after a fight

Double Header = Two mates in the same night

Tight End = Virgin

Wide Receiver = Girl that's loose

False Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied)

Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get some

Fumble = cheating (problem in the relationship)

Putting it through the uprights = self explanatory

Special Teams = Prostitute/Gigolo

Unsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activities

Double Coverage = Two condoms
 July 13, 2006, 22:02
 

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Re: FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
hey dick.. lets keep note of this for the next superbowl.
 July 13, 2006, 22:31
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Re: FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
That's too funny.
 July 14, 2006, 11:04
 

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Re: FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEX
very good!! I am impressed.
 July 14, 2006, 12:52

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