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You know You are from Texas When ...
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, Smyrna, Buena Vista, Valdosta, Okefenokee, and La Fayette.
(P.S. Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.)
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cow pies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
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| July 13, 2006, 08:11 |
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Re: You know You are from Texas When ...
This was originally "Georgia." Hence #1 ..... Sounds too much like Texas, though..... or any other southern state, for that matter!  
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| July 13, 2006, 08:12 |
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Re: You know You are from Texas When ...
Your True-Blue Texas Moon!!
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| July 13, 2006, 08:28 |
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lizonya
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lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: You know You are from Texas When ...
where do you get these? too funny!
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| July 13, 2006, 14:14 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: You know You are from Texas When ...
Good ones Moon...
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