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Wearing....
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was
unsure of what costume to wear. His wife told him to hurry,
or they would be late for the party. She was walking
downstairs from the bedroom, completely naked, except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
"This is it," replied his wife.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the husband.
"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explained the wife.
"Now hurry and get your costume on."
The husband went upstairs and returned in two minutes. He
also was completely naked except that he had a rose vase
over his penis.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the wife.
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
"A fire alarm?" she repeated, laughing.
"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire, break the glass.
Pull twice and I come."
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| July 12, 2006, 16:25 |
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Re: Wearing....
 That was funny
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| July 12, 2006, 16:40 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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very funny! I wish I had the nerve!
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| July 12, 2006, 17:13 |
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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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cute real cute ---what time is the party
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| July 12, 2006, 19:18 |
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