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Think you've heard it all?
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50".
The next day someone stole it.
24/7 Tech Support
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . .
Airline Attendant
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now First," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He though about it for some time before responding, "just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6!"
 
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| July 12, 2006, 08:46 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
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| July 12, 2006, 08:49 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
Those are funny Moon...
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| July 12, 2006, 12:11 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
Rotflmao
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| July 12, 2006, 13:12 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
great job moon - you always keep me laughing
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| July 12, 2006, 17:21 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
if you've ever lost your luggage you have to appreciate the "Airline Attendant" joke.. 
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| August 5, 2006, 02:03 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
Dam I did not think anyone heard me in the Pizza Parlor Dam
 
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| August 5, 2006, 06:27 |
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Re: Think you've heard it all?
Speaking of pizza, i used to work in a pizza place and got a call one evening for a order.I told the lady it would be about 45 min.Well the order was a little late.So when i pulled up to the bussiness(she was a psycic)and went to the door she asks what took so long,i'm like You don't know? QUOTE (MoonHowler @ July 12, 2006, 08:46)Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50".
The next day someone stole it.
24/7 Tech Support
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . .
Airline Attendant
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now First," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He though about it for some time before responding, "just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6!"
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