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The Internet is like a penis
The Internet is like a penis 
It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it
makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species.
Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it
for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices,
it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
It provides a way to interact with other people. Some
people take this interaction very seriously, others treat
it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of
person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it
can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you
use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think
coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get
you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever
cut off. They think that those who don't have it are
somehow inferior. They think it gives them power.
They are wrong.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy,
but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.
Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't
have work to do.
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| July 12, 2006, 00:44 |
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azcapt
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phoenix, Arizona, US
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Re: The Internet is like a penis
thank you for finally explaining the reason I have a pc
(personal cock)---hehehe 
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| July 12, 2006, 00:54 |
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Re: The Internet is like a penis
Your'e Welcome, Cappy!!!   
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| July 12, 2006, 00:59 |
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thunderbird77
55 / male
capecod, Massachusetts, US
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Re: The Internet is like a penis
but where does the goo cum out of my computer?
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| July 13, 2006, 00:18 |
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Re: The Internet is like a penis
Use you damn imagination, or do I have to cum over there and show you where it cums out?
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| July 13, 2006, 00:19 |
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Re: The Internet is like a penis
touche ticaD..but isnt a bigger internet. better?
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| July 13, 2006, 08:31 |
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thunderbird77
55 / male
capecod, Massachusetts, US
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Re: The Internet is like a penis
I am waiting...
are you sure you are up to the task. I know I am, and will be all night long.
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| July 13, 2006, 21:32 |
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Re: Re: The Internet is like a penis
QUOTE (thunderbird77 @ July 13, 2006, 21:32)I am waiting...
are you sure you are up to the task. I know I am, and will be all night long.
Yeah, I am, and longer than just all night as well!! So when are you picking me up at the train/airport?
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