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azcapt
79 / male
phoenix, Arizona, US
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SKIPPY
A WOMAN GOES TO HER BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER.
THIS IS TO BE HER FIRST TIME MEETING THE FAMILY AND SHE IS VERY NERVOUS. THEY ALL SIT DOWN AND BEGIN EATING A FINE MEAL.
THE WOMAN IS BEGINNING TO FEEL A LITTLE DISCOMFORT, THANKS TO HER NERVOUSNESS AND THE BROCCOLI CASSEROLE. THE GAS PAINS ARE ALMOST MAKING HER EYES WATER.LEFT WITH NO OTHER CHOICE, SHE DECIDES TO LET OUT A DAINTY FART.
IT WASN'T LOUD BUT EVERYONE HEARD THE "POOF".
BEFORE SHE HAD A CHANCE TO BE EMBARRASSED,HER BOYFRIEND'S FATHER LOOKED OVER AT THE DOG AND SAID IN A RATHER STERN VOICE "SKIPPY".
THE DOG MOVED AND HID UNDER HER CHAIR. THE WOMAN THOUGHT THIS IS GREAT AND A BIG SMILE CAME ACROSS HER FACE.
A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER SHE WAS BEGINNING TO FEEL THE PAIN AGAIN. THIS TIME, SHE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE, SHE LET OUT A MUCH LOUDER AND LONGER "RRRRRRRRIP.
THE FATHER AGAIN LOOKED AT THE DOG AND YELLED"DAMMIT SKIPPY"!. ONCE AGAIN THE WOMAN SMILED AND THOUGHT "YES".
A FEW MINUTES LATER THE WOMAN HAD TO LET ANOTHER ONE RIP.
THIS TIME SHE DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. SHE LET A FART RIP THAT RIVALED A TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING.
ONCE AGAIN, THE FATHER LOOKED AT THE DOG WITH DISGUST AND YELLED, "DAMMIT SKIPPY GET AWAY FROM HER BEFORE SHE SHITS ALL OVER YOU;.
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| July 10, 2006, 18:36 |
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Re: SKIPPY
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| July 11, 2006, 00:39 |
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Re: SKIPPY
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| July 11, 2006, 08:03 |
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Re: SKIPPY
ROFLMAO, AND PRACTICALLY SNARFLED MY WATER AS I WAS READING IT!! I told my Dad today that joke, he laughed so hard, then he said to me, "D, What's that smell I smell"?, thinking I cracked one on him. 
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| July 12, 2006, 00:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: SKIPPY
ROFLMAO...  
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| July 12, 2006, 00:41 |
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