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2 in 1 again
The New Circus Employee
An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"
Some People Never Learn
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says "Cruises - $100". He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.
Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.
Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, "Do you think they'll serve any food on this cruise?"
The second man says, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."
 
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| July 10, 2006, 08:10 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: 2 in 1 again
moon you crack me up!
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| July 10, 2006, 12:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: 2 in 1 again
Moon, I think you need more hobbies. The jokes were good.
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| July 11, 2006, 03:02 |
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