There was a man traveling down a country road at high speeds. Kicking up dust at every turn. He crosses over a bridge past the abutment and screams down the road. Just as he gos past the bridge abutment, to his sup rise he comes a state trooper.

he gets pulled over and asked what the rush. Man replies I'm late for work. Trooper ask es what do you do?
man replies I'm a pussy spreader.
trooper what's a pussy spreader??????
man replies I spread pussies for a living.
trooper No really??
Man really there is a big market for it. I have tools they look like little scissor jacks, first I start with my fingers then the jacks making them bigger and bigger. I have one that's 6ft.

trooper bullshit what would you do with a 6ft pussy????

Man I'd probably put it behind a bridge abutment with a radar gun.